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Big Bunny's Bowl Breaking Bowel Blast

Summary:

Warning! Gross and weird! Read the tags first to make sure this is something you really want to read!

The hero Midnight makes a passing comment about the rabbit hero Mirko taking tiny little pellet poops, which she takes as a challenge, and decides to prove her wrong by absolutely wrecking her toilet.

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Nemuri Kayama, otherwise known by her hero name of Midnight, hadn't intended her passing joke to Miriko as a challenge, but the bunny hero chose to accept it that way. It was typical of Midnight to exchange lewd or otherwise inappropriate jokes with her fellow heroes. She had made many indecent comments that very night, as she mingled about with her fellow heroes. It was rare that they all got to hang out in one place like this, but a rare decline in the amount of villainy allowed them a unique opportunity to hang out at a party at Nemuri's apartment.

"Tell me, have you ever tried to use a building as a dildo? Some of those water towers look quite phallic!" Midnight said to a rather bemused Mt. Lady.

"Oh, you!" she said with a bit of a chuckle.

"Hey, nice job on this party," Hawks said, nudging Nemuri as he passed. "It's not often us heroes just get to relax like this."

"Why thank you! And try not to burn through all the booze this time."

"No promises!" Hawks said as he departed.

"Ah, Mirko!" Midnight said. She hadn't had an opportunity to interact with the Rabbit Hero before, and she felt like this was a prime opportunity to break the ice with one of her famous lewd jokes. "You're the Rabbit Hero, right? Tell me, do you poop out tiny little pellets like a bunny?" Midnight said to Mirko, chuckling softly into her hand.

"Me? No way! Just because my Quirk is 'Rabbit,' doesn't mean I just nibble on carrots! I'll show you just how wrong you are!" the muscular heroine proudly proclaimed.

"Oh, no, that won't be necessary!" Midnight said. It took a lot to make the R-rated hero blush, but Mirko bragging about the size of her shits managed to do it. "I was just joking, really!"

"Follow me!" Mirko said, grabbing Nemuri by the chest and dragging her through the sea of assembled heroes. "I wanna give you a little demonstration."

Try as she might, Midnight couldn't wriggle her way out of her grasp, as it became increasingly clear that Mirko was bringing her towards the bathroom. Was she seriously going to take a shit in front of her just to prove a point?

Mirko bashed open the bathroom door with her free hand, shoving Nemuri inside, with Mirko herself following quickly after, forcefully shutting the door behind her. The other heroes didn't pay this much mind. Quite a few of them were too drunk or preoccupied to notice, and as for the others, well, Midnight vanishing into the bathroom with someone else wasn't exactly the most unusual sight.

"I gotta say, you did a really good job with the party food," Mirko said, resting a hand against her muscular midsection as her bowels audibly churned. "I ate like a ton of it, and it feels like it's ready to come out!"

For the first time she could remember, Midnight was flustered to the point of speechlessness. She quickly looked for a way to escape this bathroom, but it seemed Mirko's body was in the way of her only available exit.

"Alright, now watch this!" Mirko said. She pushed the bottom part of her singlet aside, leaving her crotch and asshole exposed, which was frankly one of the less mortifying things that had transpired so far.

Then, she dropped her rather shapely, muscular ass cheeks, like a pair of brown bowling balls onto the toilet seat with a plop.

She quickly glanced over at the roll of toilet paper hanging beside her, and then back at Midnight. "You might wanna get some more," she said. "I don't think that's gonna be enough."