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Cotton Condy

Summary:

Dug up from the depths of my google drive, this is an old collaboration between myself and robocloud that I never got around to posting until now.

In short Janey gives the Batterwitch what she deserves. Also, Roxy is there to provide some sexytimes.

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Jane could feel something was wrong. She didn't know, she hadn't been told. She could just feel it in every inch of her body. Ever since Roxy had disappeared she'd felt a need to do something about it, but now that need had turned into a desire. She went to her transportalizer, hurriedly typing in a few digits to go to the one place she knew she could at least solve something. With a flash, the tubby baker was transported straight into the Condesce's chambers, looking around as soon as she could. "Hey! Batterwitch! Where are you?" She asked into the air, still not quite able to see straight from the dizziness after transportalizing.

"how the shell did you get in ma fuckin chambers" she said, rising from her seat, trident in hand. The bodaciously curvy empress looked down at the chubby girl, towering over here. The Condesce was many things, and tall was about 5 of them. "an who the fuck are you" she said, curiosity being the only thing preventing her from destroying Jane where she stood.

Jane turned to look at the overly huge troll, letting out an almost comical "YEESH" at the sheer size of her. She stood proud, however, wanting to save face. "Transportalizer! They're pretty useful!" Jane took a shakey step towards the huge woman. "I'm Jane Crocker, heiress to the Crocker Company, and I've come to make sure you can't terrorize people anymore! And to give back my best friend, Roxy!"

"oh right that beach" she said, glancing over at the containment cells in the next room, where Roxy could be seen, caged up. "yeah neither of those things are really gonna happen" she said. "actually im probably just gonna krill boat of you" she struck the bottom of her trident against the ground, sparks flying from the impact, just to show off how much of a fucking badass she was. "so yeah you got like 10 seconds to fuck off before the murdering starts"

Jane stuttered a comeback, deciding to cut it off where it was. She looked around, first at Roxy to make sure it WAS her friend. It really was. Blonde hair, lovely face, KILLER body. It was her RoLal alright. With a rather determined look on her face, she glared back at Condy, huffing before taking a few steps forward, unshaken, and definitely with a look as though she had some kind of plan.

"water you doing" she said, shocked by her resilience. "you humans know what krilling means right. i meant killing. its like a fish pun and stuff. but i meant i was gonna murder you" she leaned in towards Jane, just to drive home how much larger she was than her, and holy shit, she was. Her hair alone was about the size of a regular person, much less her giant, towering horns. "do you get how fucked you are now" she said with a grin, showing off rows upon rows of teeth that would make a shark jealous.

"Well, I'd tell you what I was going to do, but I need you to come closer!" She smiled, almost sweetly were it not for some mischief hidden behind that bucktoothed grin. She licked her lips a little, as if whetting them, eyes travelling up and down every inch of the massive troll. The hair might be a problem... but she didn't mind. "Come on, lean down a bit. I promise I don't bite!"

"yeah im not exactly worried for myself in this whole exchange" she said, leaning in closer to Jane. "alright tell me your bullshit plan or waterever before i crush you and your species under my boot"

Jane just smirked, saying in her lovely little singsong voice; "I'm gonna eat you up! I'm pretty famished, really!" Before reaching up to Condy's horns. The problem with something being so long is that they snap pretty easily, and snap they did. Leaving her with no real object in her way, she opened wide, pulling Condy's head towards her own, mouth open wide and with one, big gulp, she'd managed to pull her head straight down her throat, bulging it out quite a lot as her plump lips strained around the shoulders of the giant troll.