Fart story oneshots!

I actually seen the fart before it was laid.

https://www.reddit.com/r/girlfartstories/comments/8xgvva/i_actually_seen_the_fart_before_it_was_laid/

Last night was a night to remember. Weather was great, off on the weekend and hang out with a old time friend. We hit up the strip club because that was what he suggested. I'm not into tits, I'm into farts... But still, we were catching up on old times so I said fuck it.

I was just sitting back drinking my beer having a relaxing time. Tons of strippers wanted me to pay for a dance, none really had my attention, except for 1 girl in there. Unfortunately this particular stripper didn't even know I was in the room which was actually good as I was checking her out without her noticing me. Tall, skinny, pretty, fit, smooth skin, young, dye purple silver hair, glasses, few tattoos, but best of all, she was housing a massive fart in her belly.

Her belly was so big that if she wasn't half naked and drinking in a strip club, you would think she was 5-6 months pregnant. It was a sight to see in there! And at times she tried to suck her stomach in to look normal, but this fart was so massive in her belly kept it pushing back out due to the pressure.

I had to met this girl, better yet, I needed her give me a private dance. She was walking all around and then she walked by me and grabbed her arm, she smiled and I said let's go for a dance!

As we introduce ourselves walking down stairs into the private room. The gig was $20 for a 5 minute dance. That all I really needed to feel her fart. The song started and she started to dance all over me. But she could tell that I wasn't completely into her dancing. I clearly wanted something more!

She stop and ask, "what is it I can do to to satisfied you because I really like you!"

I replied "you can do that" as I pointed my finger right on her belly.

She looked down at her belly as it was bulging out and said "do what?"

I replied, "you can do this massive fart you're housing in your belly"

I didn't wanted to embarrass her but what was she thinking in coming to work with a massive fart? It was like she almost meant for that to happen. I was just happy that she didn't farted earlier and I had to opportunity for her to fart in my face.

She replied back "you're not being serious" but she said it in a way that she was equally happy that someone wanted to see her fart.

I pulled out $20 extra out of my pocket and told her I wanted that fart in there. She replied back "well for $20 you can SOME of it". I said "fuck that, I want that whole thing". Her belly was fucking big for a skinny girl.

I had to let her know that I wanted the whole fart in her belly and not just some. I pulled out a $100 bill of desperation. Her eyes lit up! I was ready to put it in her hands but I said "first, you need to push that thing all the way out". She replied, "but it might be really smell". I said "I don't care, I've been staring at your fart all night and now I want to hear it".

She knew I wasn't playing no games. She really wanted this money but she said "don't take this the wrong way but I really like you so I don't want your money and I'm a bit embarrassed to fart in your face".

I told her I liked her too, but there was no way I wasn't going to leave without her farting. So I replied "we can look at each other while you fart" and she said "deal"!

She sat front wards in my lap and started to push hard and breathing heavily. She replied while holding her belly "this whole fart is so big it might not be able to fit all at once". I told her I was going to leave her. She yelled "NO. I think I have an idea".

She reached for my dick and of course it was already rock hard. She replies, "take your dick out". She didn't have to say that twice. Dick was out. Hard. Then she put her belly on my dick. It made her so wet she was now able to push out the whole fart.

She start to fart so loud and so long you can actually see her belly get flatter. She start to get off so much on her farting that she started to make out with me while she was ripping. It was the best fart I heard from a girl all week! When it was done she looked at me and said

"I don't think I've ever fart like that!"