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A belly full of farts, you'll never what you're gonna get!

It's been quite some time since I've been around a girl that farted. I wanted to see if girls were still pushing them out like how they were back in high school. Loud, long, hard, intensify and of course, smelly. Girls were only able to date a stud like me by the measure of her farts. If they didn't want to fart around me, I had no time for them. This heartbroken some, but other did what it takes to be in a relationship with me, push that fart the fuck out! And the one's who worked on their farts, our relationship prospered.

So I fired up a Tinder account, post 3 pics of me chucking my middle finger and said in my bio description "I'm into farts." Surprisingly an overwhelming amount of matches. I had at least 200 matches within a week. I had my pick of choice; from stay at home mom's to super models. Skinny girls to fat ones. All different ages and ethnicity. But of course, I had to pick the perfect one for me.

One of the matches was a young Colombian girl, short in height but all the curves in the right places. Really beautiful! We talked online, get to know one another. She knew what I wanted and she knew how to deliver it, and lucky me she was seeking a guy that's into her farts. A match made in heaven.

Friday night came. She texted me where'd she lived. She comes walking out her house. She was beautiful! I actually got a bit anxious and thunderstruck when she got in the car. I tried playing it off like it was nothing.

We drove to a small little Colombian restaurant; everyone that worked there spoke Spanish. She did all the ordering. She didn't even look at the menu because she knew what she was getting. 10 minutes passed and the waitress serves an enormous hot dog with beans, cheese, potatoes, other vegetables and bacon in a foot long torpedo roll spread with guacamole. This had to be 9000 calories and she going for not 1 but 2 of these huge hot dogs. For a second I thought this was a complete joke and there's absolutely no way I was going to eat 1/4th of this and she was going to throw down 2... I even asked if someone else was joining us tonight, but nope, it was just for her.

So after we talked for a bit and she actually cleared her plate with 2 cups of soda. I only had half of mine. I told her, "it was good but damn it was a lot for me". I couldn't fucking believe it with my own eyes. Never have I seen a girl eat so much.

We stayed in the restaurant for while and then she moaned "ugh I ate so much" as she patted her belly. I noticed she packed a significant sizable food baby. I knew this was going to digest and amazing stuff was going to happen!! So I cut to the chase and said "how about we catch a movie at my place?" she replied "yes".

I quickly paid for the bill because I knew I was fighting against time. She could barely walk to my car and an older lady that worked there said to her "you must have having a girl by how high you're carrying". We couldn't stop laughing. We carried on.

As soon as I got in the car she said "Guess what?!" and I replied "Telling the way how big your belly is you need to fart!"

She said "okay, are you ready?" I said "Let it rip". She says "alright, here it comes". She end up sticking out her belly even larger and made a pushing face, almost like she going push shit out. She pushed and pushed for a 1 minute and nothing. She was trying to grasp her breath, breathing hard & heavy.

"Come on you can do it" I said, as I was rubbing her belly. She said "okay let me try again". You can see her determination. Her belly pushed even further out. Her tee shirt she was wearing stretching out to its max. This was going to be such an enormous fart by how her body was transforming.

I started to rub the tip of her belly to see if it would help and Oh boy it did! Then the fart started! Started off Pretty loud for 15 seconds and stopped. little did I know that was the pre-fart for the real fart she was about to deliver. It was the quiet before the storm... And then, there it was one of the most massive, longest, loudest farts I've ever heard in my entire life. I was talking to her while she was ripping it. "Wow you're really keeping this going!"