Arya's prank (repost)

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Reposting my one good story here bc I've finally given up hope that the old sub will improve at all.

I've got some new stories in the works but I'm trying to focus on quality and I'm a slow writer, so it might take a bit but new stories are coming. Anyways, enjoy.

It had been a few weeks since the newcomers and John had arrived at winterfell and Arya felt that amidst all the commotion, she had been missing out of one of her favorite things, messing with Sansa. Nearly everyone in the castle knew that the Stark sisters were legendarily gassy. It was a trait that came from their mothers side. Arya had learned long ago that Sansa always had more gas than her, but she had also learned the key factor to her plan. Arya's farts smelled bad. on a good day Arya could clear whole hallways of the castle and on bad days she would go deep into the kingswood to try to save everyone else from her stench. Arya also knew that her farts bothered Sansa more than anyone else. Needless to say, it didn't take long for Arya to devise a plan.

Every day, after breakfast, Sansa would spend hours in the castle library. Arya never quite understood how someone could love books so much. Arya decided that she would tell the guards to only allow her and Sansa in the library after breakfast the next day. Once sansa was alone, Arya would also go into the library and let loose.

To prepare, Arya made sure to eat lots of gassy food for dinner. That night she filled up on beans and milk and cabbage soup.

When Arya woke up the next morning she was shocked by how awful her room smelled. She breathed in and smiled. It had been a long time since she had had such bad farts, today was going to be the perfect day to attack.

Arya walked down to the feast hall where she ate a very similar meal to the one she had had the night before. As she ate she felt herself become gassier. She held it in though, she wasnt cruel enough to subject anyone other than Sansa to the fart storm brewing within her.

After Arya had finished her meal she left the feast hall to go to the library. As the walked through the halls she began to feel a pain in her stomache from the gas she was holding in. About half way to the library she accidentally let one slip.

bbllrt

A short fart slipped out of her butt. She pointlessly fanned the air around her ass, knowing that that would do nothing against the category of smell being produced within her. She sped up slightly to try to spare herself, to no avail. The small whiff that she caught of this fart was horrific. The smell was indescribably awful. When she reached the heavy wooden doors of the library Arya stopped for a moment and pondered if this was too cruel. The thought didnt stay for long though, as Arya opened the door and stepped into the library.

The first thing Arya noticed was that the room smelled faintly of farts already, as did most places where Sansa was alone for a while. Arya crept through the bookshelves looking for Sansa. She found Sansa sitting on a bench towards the back of the library reading a rather large, leatherbound book. Not realizing that she was no longer alone, Sansa leaned off of one of her asscheeks and farted.

ffbbbllrrrttt

"Good morning Sansa," Arya said, announcing her presence. Sansa looked up, suprised.

"Oh my, I am sorry about that Arya, I didn't notice you come in," Sansa apologized.

"There is no need for an apology, I'm well aware the library is the last place one would expect to find me," Arya said. "feel free to keep reading, I'm just looking for a book." Arya lied. Arya walked to another area of the library, pretending to be looking for a specific book. Once she was out of Sansas view she stopped. The pain in her stomache was very painful now. She had to start letting it out. Arya stood on one leg and pulled the other one up towards her chest, then she pushed.

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