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My roommate

https://www.reddit.com/r/girlfartstories/comments/a5rocr/my_roommate/

These are real experiences.

For about a year and a half now I've been rooming with a girl named Abby. She's a little chubby with a fat ass, has glasses and blonde hair, and seems to wear the same blue hoodie everyday. The thing about Abby is she has the raunchiest farts ever (probably because the only stuff I ever see her eat are Doritos, ice cream, and soda) and she seems to be pretty proud of it.

A few times a week we'll chill in her room and smoke weed. When she gets high she'll inhale an entire container of ice cream which gives her some serious gas. Yesterday she was sitting on her beanbag and just blasting huge wet farts while laughing her ass off and saying stuff like "Oh god, I should really go wipe." Sometimes she wafts them over to me because "sharing is caring."

One time we had friends over and we were all sitting on the couch playing Mario Kart and watching movies. She was sitting beside me and suddenly said "That's gonna stink." Oh god, an SBD. She started giggling and everyone on the couch cleared out to the kitchen yelling "ABBY JUST RIPPED ASS!" It fucking reeked. I wanted to stay seated and bask in the smell but I didn't want to look weird.

We're pretty comfortable around each other so she has no qualms about farting on me. I'll be laying on the couch and she'll sneak up behind me, plop her butt on my head and burn a hole in my skull. I'll act disgusted and try to swat her away while she runs back to her room cackling. Whenever I'm vulnerable she'll sit on my lap and let one rip. I'm pretty small so it's difficult for me to push her off. Sometimes she farts into her hand and throws it in my face saying "Cup of soup?"

One memory that I'll never forget is when she directly farted on my face. I was extremely tired and laying on the couch watching Always Sunny. Abby was in the kitchen studying. As I started dozing off I heard her shuffle up to me and say "Hey." Before I could respond she shoved her pajama-clad ass right in my face and let out a monster fart. My nose was literally pressed up against her butt crack. The smell was not of this world. I scrambled off the couch and went to the sink to wash my face off. She was kneeling on the floor dying of laughter and trying to choke out an apology and saying she thought she shit herself.

I seriously think I'm falling in love with her. I've thought about asking her out but I don't want to possibly ruin a good thing. If I could marry her I would.