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A gassy babysitter (requested by /u/rondon86)

"Bye Adam!" called his Mother, kissing him on the cheek. Adam, who was laying on the sofa, sighed.
"Goodbye, Mum," he grunted, rubbing his cheek, annoyed. His Father patted him on the back and grinned.
"Remember, we'll be back at 10. And try not to give Mandy too much grief." he warned, ruffling his son's hair. Adam was 17, yet his overprotective parents still insisted that he had a babysitter. Adam wasn't too bothered by this however. Mandy, his babysitter, was smoking hot. She was 18 with long, blonde hair and a nice rack which Adam couldn't help but stare at. She was slightly chubby but cute, and had a big, perfect ass (Adam was an ass guy). She sauntered into the living room just as Adam's parents left, her arms filled with cookies and drinks. Adam's happily noticed that she was wearing her yoga pants, but was thrust out of his daydream by Mandy's loud voice.
"Right, you go upstairs while I watch TV, got it?" she grinned nastily, and Adam opened his mouth to protest only to close it again. She would just tell his parents that he was being a dick, like she'd done countless times before when she couldn't get her own way. She was hot, sure, but pretty bitchy as well. Sighing, Adam reluctantly made his way upstairs.

30 minutes later, Adam was sitting on his bed, watching a movie on his laptop. As he heard the faint sound of Mandy's raucous laughter from downstairs and frowned, removing his headphones to hear what was so funny.
"-fuck, sorry Mel!" she giggled, obviously on the phone to one of her friends. "Wait! Here comes another one!"
PPPAAARRPT!
Adam's mouth dropped open as he realized that Mandy was farting. Ever since he was 15 he'd had a fart fetish, and hearing the faint sound of Mandy farting turned him on to no end. It didn't help that he hadn't masturbated in for at least a week.
"Damn! I've been so gassy tonight, I think my asscheeks just vibrated with that one!" Mandy giggled, and Adam's penis gave a lurch as he imagined her perfect ass jiggling and farting. It was then that he made up his mind; he was going to experience her gas himself.

After stealthily creeping downstairs, Adam peeked his head into the living room. The sofa was facing away from him, and he could vaguely see the blonde form of Mandy laying there. Crouching down, he slipped behind the sofa.
"Anyway James Corden just came on, see ya girl!" she giggled, turning to the television and hanging up when Mel had said goodbye. Adam lay on the floor silently waiting for a fart. After what felt like hours he began to lose hope, and was brainstorming ways to get back upstairs when Mandy's stomach gave a large gurgle.
"Oof..." she muttered, rubbing her stomach. Adam's mouth went dry and he listened hopefully for what would come next. He wouldn't have to wait long.
PPPPRRRRPT!
Adam's penis instantly grew hard as Mandy let out a loud, airy fart, the meaty smell making his dick lurch. She sighed and shifted position on the sofa.
"God, what did I eat?" she said to herself, her stomach gurgling. "My stomach is really cramping..."
PAARPT! PPRRPT! PFFFFT!
3 short and snappy farts burst one by one out of Mandy's ass and she sighed with relief. Adam begun subconsciously jerking himself inside his jeans, the sounds from the TV luckily drowning out his hungry sniffing.
PPPOOOOORRRRRLLPT!
A long wet fart bubbled out of Mandy's ass and she groaned in relief. Adam kept jerking off, stopping himself from coughing at the eggy stench.
"God, that was wet! And that smell...Jeez!" she giggled, waving her hand in front of her nose. Adam looked up at the large mirror hanging above the sofa, giving him a perfect view of Mandy and her farting ass. Her cheeks tightened as her stomach gave a large growl, like a trapped predator.
PAARRPT! POORRLPT!
2 more eggy farts blasted out and she chuckled, wafting her ass. Adam deeply inhaled the smell, quickening his pace as he continued to stroke his rock-hard cock. Mandy grabbed her phone and frantically tapped it, ringing her friend again and placing it on speaker.
"Mandy?" asked Mel, confused, and Mandy stifled a giggle, her body tensing as the gas rushed out of her anus.
PPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRPPPPPPPLLLLLTT!
Adam gave a small moan of ecstasy as she ripped a colossal fart, her asscheeks rippling from the force. Mandy burst out laughing and Mel gasped in shock.
"Jesus, was that real?" She asked, astounded.
"Yep!" giggled Mandy, sniffing the air and wrinkling her nose. "It stinks of shit as well! God, my stomach is still doing flips..."
Adam's mouth dropped open. She still had gas after that? As he was about to find out, it was far from over.

PPRRRPT! PAARPT!
PPAAARRRRPT!
3 more farts rocketed out of her jiggling ass and she sighed.
"God, what did you eat?" asked Mel.
"I don't know, that's what I've been wondering!" Mandy cackled, shaking her ass and wafting the raunchy smell around the room. "I only had a- wait! Here comes another one!" she said, shoving her ass in the air and grunting.
PPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!
Even Adam didn't hear the hot release of air as Mandy let off a long silent-but-deadly.
"What, changed your mind?" asked Mel, confused. Mandy grinned.
"Nope, it was just quiet-OH GOD!" she began, only to gag when the smell hit her. It smelt like blocked toilets and rotting meat. Adam silently retched; he'd certainly never smelt anything like it before. His head swam, yet his penis impossibly stiffened even more. He continued to jerk off, the quiet slapping sound drowned out by Mandy's half laughs, half coughs.
"God, it smells like the fridge when something's gone off!" she chortled, and Mel tutted, disgusted.
"God, I hope you're not like this when you come round for dinner next wee-" she began, only to be cut off by a series of farts from Mandy.
PRRRRPT! PARRPT! POORLPT!
Adam was now stroking his cock at mach speed as more and more farts rocketed out of his babysitter's ass.
"Can Adam not hear you?" Mel wondered aloud, and Mandy shrugged.
"Doubt it. He said he's watching a movie upstairs. God, I can feel the gas there, but it won't come out..."
"Try holding your ass over the back of the sofa, like you're on the toilet. Maybe that'll work?" Mel suggested, and Mandy nodded. Adam almost came right there and then as he looked up to see Mandy's yoga pants clad ass hanging over him, like a dark storm cloud.
"I think that might work!" Mandy said happily, her body tensing. "And I think it's going to be a big one..." she strained her body and grunted.
PPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRLLLLLLLLPPPPPPT!
A juicy colossal fart billowed out of her anus, with Adam ejaculating half way through. He groaned as he came all over the floor, with the latter half of the fart drowning out the splattering sound. He lay there panting as he weakly sniffed up the rancid odor. Mandy giggled and stood up, he ass jiggling slightly.
"Phew! That was MASSIVE!" she exclaimed, walking out of the door and luckily not looking at Adam, who lay there breathing heavily. "I've definitely gotta shit now, though..." Adam carefully got to his feet and crept towards the kitchen, getting paper towels to clean up his mess before silently slipping back upstairs. He collapsed on his bed, grinning. That was incredible, and she never even noticed him! Still grinning, he closed his eyes.

Mandy sat on the toilet and grunted as she sloppily farted and sharted.
"You'll never...PPPRRPT!...guess what!" Mandy said excitedly.
"I don't know... what?" Mel said, confused.
"Adam was totally...PARRRPT!...sitting behind me and jerking off to my farts! The little pervert...PARRPT!...didn't think I noticed him, but...PLOP! SCHLORPT!...I totally did!" she cackled, farting as she told Mel, who gasped. They both collapsed into giggles, Mandy farting as she did so.
"What are you gonna do?" Mel choked through her laughter.
"Let's just say I might 'accidentally' fart in front of him next time, see how he reacts..." she chuckled. Usually she found her babysitting job boring, but this might make it a lot more interesting...

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