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Biology and Chemistry [hyperscat]

~I'm back! I think I'm coming out of my writer's block a bit, and I wrote this quick little story while working on other longer stories and commissions. I'm still working on A Carnal Year with Sophia, in case anyone's wondering. Anyway, this is a hyperscat story, so reader beware.~

In the BioChem building of Fairfolk university, a crowd had gathered around the entrance to the women's restroom on the fifth floor. The people closest to the door tried to peer inside, murmuring with curiosity. Other people were pushing their way out of the bathroom, guffawing with laughter or groaning with disgust, all holding their noses. Sounds of amazement and retching came from the jostling crowd as they all either tried to push their way into the bathroom or tried to force their way out.

A pair of young women freed themselves from the crowd, both holding their noses with looks of amusement. On the right was a small woman named Elena, with shoulder length golden hair and kind brown eyes, and on the left was Aubrey, an athletic woman with a cute upturned nose and jet-black hair. They laughed quietly together as they made their way into a nearby elevator. Aubrey pressed the button for the ground floor.

But before the elevator doors could close, a third woman forced her way in. Zoe breathed with relief as she slipped past the doors, and then saw Aubrey and Elena. Zoe's round innocent hazel eyes lit up.

"Hi Aubrey, hi Elena!"

"Hi Zoe!" Elena exclaimed as Aubrey waved.

Zoe sighed as she stood near the other two women, and turned to face the front of the elevator. The elevator started going downwards with a faint hum.

"Did you see what happened in the girl's bathroom?" Aubrey asked Zoe with laughter still in her voice.

Zoe's long sleek brown hair glinted in the light of the elevator as she turned her innocent gaze towards Aubrey.

"No, but I saw the crowd outside," she said. "What happened in there?"

"Well, apparently," Aubrey started, grinning with excitement at the prospect of telling the story, "some idiot drank some of the chemicals in Dr. Richardson's lab. You know, the ones that are kept locked up? The ones he's experimenting with?"

Zoe's eyes grew wide, and her pouty mouth dropped open.

"What?"

"Yeah, he said he went into his lab this morning and one of those glass vials was completely empty! Anyway, whoever drank it must have regretted it, because they literally shat all over the bathroom."

"It's really horrible," Elena added, her brown eyes wide with awe. "Every toilet is filled with these massive logs, and there's more poop all over the floor."

"What? That's so gross!" Zoe exclaimed.

"I know right?" Aubrey said. She covered her nose with a chuckle. "God, I can still smell it."

"They were the fattest turds I've ever seen!" Elena said. "And the bathroom is literally full of them!"

"Eww!" Zoe exclaimed. "Are you sure they came from one person?"

"Oh, definitely," Aubrey said, nodding emphatically. "Dr. Richardson said it was definitely the person who drank the chemicals. You can tell that whoever it was filled one toilet up with shit, and then continued shitting as they moved on to the next one, and then the next one-"

"And it was all over the walls too!" Elena supplied.

"That's horrible!" Zoe said, staring in amazement.

"You're telling me!" Aubrey chuckled. "You should have seen it!"

The faint humming noise of the elevator started to become a grinding noise. Elena looked up at the roof and groaned.