(This is a real story, something which seems uncommon in this subreddit) We're going to call my girlfriend Sophie for the purposes of this post -not her real name. Sophie is a girl of many surprises, always the smartest in her classes, insanely good at tennis, and prettier than any other girl I've ever met. But maybe more surprising is how much this tiny, 5"1 and 110 lbs girl can pass gas. The first time she ever farted in front of me was about 5 months after we had started dating.
We were laying on her bed, her clutching me from the side while I ran my fingers through her curly, black hair. Her stomach groaned very loudly and startled me hearing her body produce that sound. After a few moments of silence, I heard a faint, high pitched noise aiming from her lovely, tight ass.
This sound, after a few seconds, quickly changed into a loud, continuous machine gun blast. At this point, I had begun to notice one of the most horrible stenches I had ever smelled. I have a fart fetish, but have never had it realized. My body was not used to smelling such a strong and terrible smell of shit. It lasted around 10 seconds from start to finish, and sputtered towards the end.
This was then followed with 3-5 roots and an adorable, "Excuse me" from Sophie. Ever since that day, which is still fresh in my mind after many months, she has ripped countless farts around, or on, me. She typically farts about 20-25 times a day, but on a really bad day I've seen her fart 37 times (long and huge farts too). Her farts range from dainty toot, to long, silent and deadly, to gigantic bassy 30 second farts.
The longest fart I've seen Sophie rip was actually around 35 seconds after we had gone to a Mexican restaurant - boy can she eat a TON of beans. It was a truly impressive sight to behold this tiny girl rip one of the loudest farts I've ever heard for such a long amount of time. Sometimes her farts are wet or bubbly, but usually they're booming and machine gun-like. We've now been dating over a year, and she surprises me everyday with her beauty, intelligence, athleticism, and her gassiness.
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