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This chick farted in my girlfriend face

https://www.reddit.com/r/girlfartstories/comments/909ucz/this_chick_farted_in_my_girlfriend_face/

So a few months ago I met this chick on tinder. Her name Giselle. Born and raised in Brazil and only been in the states for 10 years. All the right curves in all the right places. Beautiful, tall and very seductive. Come to find out she just recently found about tinder and yeah and behold, I'm the Tinder ambassador. Got her number within 2 minutes.

We been talking for 3 days and on the 3rd day we met up for drinks and within an hour I was already at her place smashing. She looked amazing with her clothes on as well off. Sex all throughout the night till the morning. It was amazing!

We exchanged numbers and went on with our normal routine and planned to reconnect soon. Days later while I was at work, a coworker of mine showed me his tinder account and showed me the girls he was talking to. And what did you know, Giselle was actively chatting with him. I didn't say or get into much and I knew Giselle was just a jump off thot and not girlfriend material. Carry on.

Months later I reconnect with my ex girlfriend. Working on the relationship so suspended my tinder account, but Giselle still had my number and text me out of the blue. She was probably dried up with guys she was talking too and thought it was normal to hit me up. I had to break the news to her that I was back with my ex and we couldn't chill. This got her heartbroken.

The same weekend me and my girlfriend went out to eat to this fancy bar restaurant. Dress code required. We had a little table near the bar so people were able to stand around me. My girlfriend back was towards the bar.

After, we ordered of food and what do you know, Giselle walks in the place with some old sugar daddy that looks like Danny DeVito. We made eye contact but we didn't say nothing due to our partners with us. But the look on her face was pure jealousy and looked pissed.

They sat down and also ordered food. She looks sexy af. Make up, tight blue dress, hair all done. I was a bit jealous myself, but all & all this girl was a thot and my girlfriend is a great girl, and Giselle knew I made the right choice dissing her for my girl.

Giselle order a huge meal. It looked like a 3 pound steak, potatoes, corn, bread and nachos. She was taking her anger out on eating. She kept looking over my way while I was chatting with my girlfriend and then Giselle stood up and walked near us that was also near the bar.

The restaurant was packed, music was playing and everyone was talking just straight loud. Giselle was right in back of us and I didn't worry about what I was talking about with my girl since how loud it was in there. As Giselle walked closer to our side of the restaurant, it seemed like she wanted to order a drink from the bar and I noticed she was packing a sizable food baby. It made her tight dress even tighter and her butt grew bigger from the last time I've seen her.

We make eye contact again while she was walking right up to us. She smiled at me as she was rubbing her belly. I thought, what is she trying to tell me that she over did it eating? She walks right up to my girlfriend while she was sitting down, Giselle turns around for a minute trying to order a drink, sticks out her butt to my girlfriend face and blows ones of the biggest farts I've ever heard in my girlfriends face. It was loud and long. My girlfriend sat there in discuss, couldn't believe this girl blew a belly ache fart in her face. It smelt bad as Giselle didn't say anything and started to walk away as my girlfriend was pissed off in why anyone would do such a thing.

I guess that happens when a girl is jealous over a guy :(