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A gassy date (requested by /u/InfernoRaptor36)

Calvin gazed longingly at his crush, Melissa, from the other side of the classroom, absentmindedly chewing his pen. He imagined saving her life, or maybe beating up the guy who was mugging her; then they would fall in love, get married have kids...
He was brought out of his daydreaming when she looked up from her work, glancing in his general direction. Calvin whipped his head away, busying himself in his work. Next to him his best friend Aaron stifled a laugh.

"Dude, you are being pretty obvious." he said, chuckling. Calvin reddened and punched him in the arm.
"Shut up you dick. You know what? I'm just going to ask her out." He said determinedly.
"Well that's what you said last time... and the time before... and the time before that..." Aaron said, counting it out on his fingers. "And didn't we make a bet at the start of the year?"
Calvin groaned.

The last New Year's day he had drunkenly bet Aaron that he would ask Melissa out on a date before the next Christmas, thinking that he would have the confidence. After many failed attempts he was running out of time; he did not want to lose £250.
"I'm going to fucking do it, OK?" he scowled, just as the bell rang. He got to his feet. "You know what? I'm going to ask her now." He declared. Aaron burst out laughing.

"Sure thing, lover boy. Let me know when you get rejected!" he giggled, leaving the classroom with the crowd. Calvin gulped and smoothed his hair over before walking over to Melissa, who was packing her bag. She was a brunette, with long, chestnut coloured hair and a pretty face. She was average height, about the same as Calvin, yet was darker skinned than him. He walked over and cleared his throat.
"Er... Hey!" he said, his heart beating rapidly. She looked up and raised an eyebrow.
"Calvin, right? What's up?" she asked politely. He gulped again.

"I was...er...wondering if you wanted to hang out some time? There's a new Mexican place in town if you want to go there?" he said quickly, his voice shaking. To his surprise she smiled shyly.
"Sure! How does Saturday sound?" she asked, blushing slightly. Calvin grinned and nodded as they exchanged phone numbers and went their separate ways. He immediately ran to the cafeteria and told his friend the good news.
"Wait, she said YES?" Asked Aaron incredulously to a grinning Calvin.
"Yep. And I think she was into me!" he replied, puffing out his chest. His friend rolled his eyes. "No dude, not kidding! I suggested that we go to that new Mexican place and she blushed and smiled! She also suggested we got tomorrow..." Calvin retorted, smiling widely.

Saturday soon rolled around and Calvin found himself waiting nervously outside Melissa's dorm room. He knocked and she opened, wearing tight jeans and a low-cut top. It took all of his self-control for his mouth not to flop open.
"H-hey!" he said, smiling. "You look great!"
"Thank you, so do you!" she replied, grinning. Together they walked to his car, chatting amiably and they instantly hit it off. The evening went by like a blur: the dinner was great and both were talking and laughing throughout the night. It was only in the car when Calvin noticed that Melissa was squirming uncomfortably in her seat, rubbing her stomach.
"You alright?" he asked, frowning. She nodded.
"Yeah, I'm fine. Just trying to... um... get comfortable." she lied. In truth she really needed to fart, but she didn't want to do it in front of him in case she scared him off; she could have some killer gas, especially after eating Mexican. After a few minutes she couldn't hold it anymore and leaned over, releasing a fart that hissed silently out of her ass. A few seconds later Calvin noticed a meaty smell hanging around the air. He was about to ask if she could smell it too when he noticed that she had stopped squirming. He put 2 and 2 together and realised that she had just let out a silent-but-deadly fart into the car. He could feel his boner grow in his jeans; he had had a massive fart fetish for a while now, which was why he chose the Mexican food for dinner. He wasn't the only one being turned on, however; Melissa just so happened to have a fetish for farting on people. Just releasing a silent fart and watching Calvin wrinkle his nose had made her sopping wet. She wanted to fart again, so she leaned over and prepared for another silent fart...
PRRRRPT!
...Except it wasn't silent. Instead a short, bassy fart echoed around the car and she blushed.
"Holy shit, I'm so sorry!" she said, totally embarrassed. Calvin shrugged.
"Hey, it's fine!" he soothed, hiding his erection. "We all do it, righ-"
POOORRRLPT!
He was interrupted as a large, wet fart accidentally bubbled out of Melissa's ass. The putrid stench of rotten eggs filled the car and she gasped in shame.
"Oh my god that smells. Just drop me off here, I'll walk the rest of the way..." she stammered, both aroused and embarrassed at the same time. Before he could stop himself, Calvin spoke.
"NO! I... I like your farts..." he admitted foolishly, going red. "It's kind of a fetish..." He could've smacked himself. Why did he say that? He pulled over the car and was about to start backpedaling when she grabbed his arm and looked into his eyes.
"So do I." she said, blushing furiously. "I... er... have a fetish for farting on people." Calvin's gaped.
"Wanna go back to my place?" he asked quickly and she nodded, breathing heavily.

He didn't need to be told twice; he put the car into drive and sped off, well past the speed limit. In around 5 minutes they were pulling into his driveway and began kissing passionately. He unlocked the front door and they fell inside, Melissa suddenly tensing up.
PPPAAARRRPLT!
"Fuck, that felt good!" she groaned, slipping off her shoes and following Calvin upstairs. She pushed him onto the bed and shoved her ass onto his face.
PPORRRLPT! PARRRPT! PRRRFFRRT!
3 eggy farts bombarded Calvin's nose and he inhaled hungrily, his cock rock hard. He shivered when she slowly pulled down his jeans and began jerking him off.
"You like my farts?" she asked him seductively.
POOORRRRRARRLPT!
"Oh god yes!" he moaned in ecstasy as she farted sloppily onto his face. Suddenly he had an idea. "You should take your jeans and panties off." he suggested naughtily and she giggled.
"Sure, I guess you want the full smell!" she grinned, removing her jeans and then her lacy panties. Replacing her, now nude, ass onto his face she grunted, farting again.
POORRRRLALRRRRLRPLPLPLTT!
A huge, bubbly fart rocketed out of her ass and she laughed.
"Fuck, that was bi-OHHHHHH!" she began, only to moan as Calvin started to eat out her sopping pussy. Gasping in pure ecstasy, her whole body tensed and she threw back her head.
PRRRRARRPT! PROORRLPT! PARRFFRTT!
"OH MY GOD, FUCK YES!" she moaned as 3 more meaty farts blasted Calvin in the face. He inhaled them all deeply and groaned as she bent over and began blowing him. Both of them were now orally pleasuring the other amidst the rotten stench of Melissa's gas. Both were getting close to finishing when her stomach gave an almighty gurgle. Both increased their pace and Melissa gave a muffled squeak as her the fart made it's way out of her ass.
PRRRRRROOOOOOOOORRRRRRRLLLLLLLLAAAAAARRRRRPPPPPPPLPLPLRPLTRPLPLPLPRLTPRLTPRLPLRTPLRPTT!!!
A monstrous fart exploded sloppily from her ass, stinking of a blocked toilet and pushing Melissa over the edge. Her body convulsed as the force of the orgasm rocked her and she removed her mouth from Calvin's cock; a split second later he came as well, covering both of them in galleons of sticky jizz. They both fell backwards, panting heavily as they recovered from their respective orgasms. Melissa lifted her leg.
PARRRRPT!
She farted again and collapsed into giggles. Calvin grinned and placed an arm around her.
"Wanna go on a second date?" he laughed. There was plenty more fun to be had...

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