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Chapter 6 Dva's diapered Halloween

Soldiers were meant to fight, but engaging in a near-constant battle without a break could be exhausting. To counteract this, the Overwatch unit would host a Halloween party each year to give their members a day off. Everyone was encouraged to wear a costume. Some were better than others. Jack Morrison, for example, refused to wear anything that required more effort than putting on a different pair of clothes. Symmetra, however, was at an immensely unfair advantage, as her hard light powers allowed her to create just about anything.

Hana was somewhere in the middle, or at least, she thought she was. This was her first year in Overwatch, so it was her first Halloween party as well. Her costume was decided democratically: she had her fans vote on a poll on her stream. The winner was a black cat costume, which Hana may have been a bit biased towards herself.

Her outfit consisted of a cute, frilly black dress, along with a pair of leggings, high heels, a pink bow around her neck, and of course a pair of cat ears atop her head. Her long, straight hair was dyed blonde to stand out better against her dark outfit, and put in pigtails. Well, there was another part of her costume, one that she intended to keep hidden.

Beneath the lacy skirt of her dress was a diaper, white, puffy, and crinkly.

Now, Hana had a perfectly reasonable excuse for wearing nappies, one that didn't have anything to do with fetishes. Her interest in diapers wasn't sexual in the slightest, and if anyone were to find out that she wore them, she would assure them of that until she was blue in the face.

D.VA was a MEKA pilot, meaning that she could potentially spend hours in her robot suit fighting off Omincs. Obviously, she can't waste time taking bathroom breaks while fighting to save Korea, and installing a bathroom on the inside of her MEKA would waste precious space that could be used to store more missiles. So, the only logical solution to this conundrum is that she had to wear diapers when she was in battle. She had absolutely no choice, and her own sexual desires didn't play into this decision in the slightest. Who would even suggest such a thing? It was absurd to even think about.

As for why she was wearing a diaper to a party, her reasoning was similar. This was her first time at one of the annual Overwatch Halloween parties, and for all she knew, it could be her last! For all she knew, she could die in the line of duty the next time she went out for a mission, so she wanted to get as much out of this one event as she could. She wanted to party from the moment it started from the moment it ended, without wasting a second on anything...including bathroom breaks. So, she chose to keep a diaper hidden under her skirt, to prevent any of the other Overwatch members from asking any intrusive questions.

Did she mention that she didn't have a diaper fetish?

Hana walked the path towards the party, which was taking place in a small, private cabin in Germany. The location was deliberate, as if it took place on an Overwatch base, Jack or Winston would've been unable to help themselves from looking at news updates, checking alerts, and generally being unable to have any fun. In the cabin, they would be separated from technology, and the world, forced to enjoy themselves no matter what. Only in the case of a true emergency would they be called into action, but anything short of that could be taken care of by someone else.

At least, Hana thought she was on the right path. She couldn't see the cabin anywhere, and the spot she was at didn't look anything like where she was supposed to be according to her map. She pulled out a portable GPS from her pocket, but the thick covering of trees blocked the signal from the satellites, and the thing wasn't functional.

"Dammit," she muttered. At least nobody was around to watch her, so she didn't need to worry about concealing the crinkling that her diaper created when she walked.