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Metro bus gas

God damn the bus sucked. Well, only sometimes. Thomas had to ride the metro bus from his house to his school in the city every day. Most of the time, he didnt mind it. He would listen to music or watch YouTube for the hour long commute. but sometimes it would suck. Traffic could slow the commute down loads and having to stand on a full bus was the absolute worst.

 However, every once in a great while, the lack of seating space was a blessing instead of a curse. When the stars aligned and everything went off perfectly, he would get one of the last few seats (an isle seat of course) and then a really hot girl would have to stand next to him. On the bus, when he was sitting down, he was generally at ass level. And when that was a nice ass, Thomas wasnt above taking a few looks.

 On this specific day, Thomas got the last empty seat on the bus. Obviously it was an isle seat. Then, at the next stop one of the hottest girls Thomas had ever seen got on the bus. And yes, she stood right next to him. She had a cute freckled face under her shoulder length, curly red hair. She wore a short Jean jacket and a striped t-shirt that tucked into her high waisted jeans that even though they were baggy, still showed off her beutiful behind. Her breasts were fairly small, but her ass was a true work of art. 

Underneath her baggy high waisted jeans was a round, plump butt. After taking a good long look at this beauty in front of him, Thomas went back to looking at his phone while blaring his music through his earbuds. It was about ten minutes later when he noticed it. A strong odor had penetrated his nostrils. It smelled of eggs and rotting meat and shit. It was unmistakably a fart, and an incredibly smelly one at that. 

Thomas looked around and tried to figure out who it was, it had to have been one of the many dudes who were on the bus with him. He looked back at his phone and after a surprisingly long amount of time, the smell dissipated. But not for long. The smell was soon in his nose once more, and this time it was somehow worse. He had finished the album he was listening to, and he didnt have any YouTube videos he felt like watching, so he took off his earbuds. He needed to know who was doing this.

 It didnt take long for him to hear a rumbling sound coming from the red head's stomache. Thomas assumed it was hunger. There was no way something so foul could be coming from someone so pretty. 

Soon though, this theory was proved wrong as he heard it. A quite, but audible SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... began eminating from the ass that was floating right in front of his face. The smell increased and Thomas gagged a little. 

Everyone, the girl included, had headphones in and didnt seem to hear this. They all smelled it though. A few people covered their noses with their shirts while others just scrunched up their faces. It was at this point that the bus, which had been moving slowly due to traffic, came to a complete stop. 

Thomas groaned internally, the only time he wanted a nice ass away from his face, and the bus had to get stuck in some of the worst traffic he had ever seen. The red heads intestines groaned internally as well. Thomas could hear some bubbling and growling as the gas moved further down the red heads system, closer to her ass, and closer to Thomas's face. The red head rubbed her stomach a little and had a look of discomfort on her face. Thomas knew that this was not a good sign.

 She bent over very slightly, forgetting about the other people on the bus, and pushing her ass ever so slightly closer to Thomas's face. Then suddenly, PRRPFT An audible puff of wind shot out of this orange haired beauties ass, directly into Thomas's open nostrils. And this was bad. Thomas had never smelled anything like this. This was toxic, nuclear grade ass gas shooting into his face from one of the most beutiful women he had ever laid eyes on. 

Thomas gagged and put his shirt over his nose. it didnt stop the smell at all. He needed to move. He didnt care if he had to stand through this traffic jam, he couldnt take this anymore. Many people in his area of the bus were coughing. a few of their eyes were watering. Just as Thomas was about to stand the bus lurched forward. The red head, who had taken her hand off of the hand rail in order to rub her stomache and scroll through her phone more easily, fell backwards, placing her ass right on the side of Thomas's head. Thomas could feel the warmth radiating from this perfectly sculpted butt.

 Then, suddenly BBBBRRRRRRRFFTT The red head launched a short half second fart into the side of Thomas's head before standing. If she noticed, she said nothing. Thomas almost puked. He thought the smell couldnt get any worse, but he was dead wrong. The smell of her fart increased tenfold. His head felt warm where she had farted on it. His eyes watered from the horrific stench. Despite its lurching forward. The bus had stopped again. 

Thomas needed to move urgently. He stood and was about to push past the beutiful red head when the bus jumped into motion once more. The red head fell into Thomas once more. She pushed him back into his seat, and her ass landed right in his lap. In that split second, Thomas braced. PHHFFFFFLLAAAABBTT The red head unleashed a one second long fart into Thomas's lap before standing, still saying nothing. 

In shock from the putrid stench, and half blind from his watering eyes, Thomas stayed in his seat. Minutes later, the bus now in motion, the red head turned and tapped Thomas on the shoulder. She leaned down, facing Thomas nearly eye to eye and quietly whispered. "You picked the wrong girl to creep on, on the wrong morning too." She stood and turned as the bus slowed down at a bus stop. Smiling, the red head pushed on her stomache and leaned forward, pushing her perfect ass into Thomas's terrified face and let loose.

 BRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFSHHHHHSHSSSSSSSS A long, airy, five second long fart trumpeted out of her haigh waisted jeans as the heat and smell washed over Thomas, and the rest of the bus. She giggled cutely "sorry everybody." Then she got off at the stop, leaving Thomas coughing and gagging in her horrific fart cloud.

Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/girlfartstories/comments/c54gfp/metro_bus_gas/