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She farted on my **** and I liked it

So this girl I'm dating slept over my crib over the weekend. We had sex all night until the morning. Fucking her hard as I pumped air into her pussy from my dick.

As we finished, she started to put her pants back on and rips a massive fart because she couldn't fit into her jeans. After the fart it gave her just enough room to squeeze her pants on.

I was like "Holy shit that was loud". I was even surprised is was even comfortable farting around me let alone ripping one of the loudest farts I've even heard. She said..

"It was all the sex we had that made me fart like this. So it's all your fault!"

I didn't give a fuck. If the worst outcome of having sex with this sexy girl is resulting into her farting in your room; sign me up for more!

Anyways, I thought it was pretty awesome that my girlfriend just farted in front of me and it actually turned me on from how loud and long it was. It was a sign in how healthy she was. No weak little bitch could fart in the way my girlfriend just farted. Maybe because my girlfriend has a big ass or maybe because my dick was so big when fucking her that she had to do one of the biggest farts a human ever dealted.

Later on that day we went to her friend's cookout. A handful of friends she knows were there. It was around dinner time and a bunch of different types of foods were available to eat. She said she was real hungry and piged out eating just about everything. Beer, hotdogs, hamburgers, chips, you name it.

Later we were all sitting around in a big circle in outdoor chairs, talking and just shooting the shit. There were more people than chairs so a few people had to stand. I had a chair. My girlfriend wasn't sitting because she kept standing and getting food. 20 minutes past and my girl walked to me wanting to sit. I can tell she was stuffed from the size of her belly. She stuck it out and front of me while I was rubbing it and asked her what the hell did she eat. Come to find out it was 2 hamburger 3 hotdog and a bunch of other stuff. I could tell she needed to sit. So I offered my chair but she rather just sit on my lap.

Within the first 10 seconds of sitting on my lap, she ends up ripping a huge fart. It was loud and dry and probably chilling in her ass for a few minutes. It was right on my dick. She starting to talk loud across to her friends so they wouldn't hear that she was farting on my dick. She looked at me and smiled confirming that I was totally chill with her farting on me. My dick started to get hard. She felt it poking on her butt. I actually started to rub her ass as she arched her back, making her butt plumbed out.

3 minutes later, her belly started to make a rumbling noise. She placed one hand on her belly and the other on her butt. You could hear her take a big deep breath and then blew the biggest belly fart I ever witnessed. Right on my hard dick. It felt like she grabbed my dick from that amount of fart pressure built from her belly. I actually liked it.

I reached over to rub her belly and finding out she had to unbutton her pants. Her belly hard from all the food and gasses. I told her let's go to my house so she can start ripping farts.

She said yes!

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