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Lucky Guy by CaseyB23

FROM ASSTR, NOT MY STORY

Lucky Guy by CaseyB23

My name is James. Her name was Emily and she was the most beautiful girl I'd ever laid my eyes on. She was about 5'8 with long, wavy, dirty blond hair, ice blue eyes, and the perfect year-round tan. She had perfect C cup breasts, thick muscular thighs and an ample round ass that she wasn't stuck up the way most pretty girls were. She was nice and had a great sense of humor. It was no wonder she was one of the most popular girls at my school. Which pretty much meant I had absolutely no chance with her. I being 5'4 with dark brown hair and brown eyes with an athletic build. Average looking for the most part.

We had three classes together which were chemistry, gym, and history. She sat right beside me in chemistry and everyday I'd admire had her flawless features as she played with beautiful hair. I would watch her as she hung out with the other girls in gym and joked with the more popular guys. She always wore tights which caught the attention of anything with a penis within a one mile radius. We didn't have assigned seats in history so I always sat where I could see her when I could.

One day we were silently studying in chemistry, and I was doing the usual routine of gazing when Sarah, one of Emily's good friends, decides to blurt out "Take a picture it'll last longer." That comment caused a chuckle to spread throughout the classroom and Emily to look up at me. I'm usually a quiet guy unless I'm with my friends in which case I'm the life of the party. coming up with things to say was never hard for me so I retaliated quickly. "Wouldn't that be kinda creepy" I said sarcastically. "Not as creepy as you optically raping my friend everyday." That one made most of the class burst into laughter which caused a wave of embarrassment to shoot through me. Emily laughed at the remark as well which only made it that much worse. "It's not my fault she's the most beautiful girl in the world I mumbled." The teacher barked for the class to settle down and I stared into my book for the rest of the class. The bell rang and the next class was gym. I picked up my books and headed to boys locker room. I changed and sat on the bleachers. It wasn't long before the other students showed up and the teacher told the class stretch. I stood up and got in a random row. Emily walked over and took her place about four feet in front of me. This is what I would usually consider a lucky day but due to my prior embarrassment I hoped she wouldn't turn and see me.

We went through the regimen and got to the toe touches. I watched Emily's perfect ass as she bent over and stretched her tights seemingly to the point of bursting. My eyes were locked as i noticed her tights expand a bit more and a warm gust of air rushed over my face and and a pungent veggie smell filled my senses. I put two and two together and being an Eproctophiliac, got an instant hard on. Emily turned to me with red cheeks and mouthed "Sorry." I tried to hide my arousal by standing awkwardly which proved to be to difficult in gym shorts. Emily looked at my crotch and grew even redder as she quickly turned back around. At that point I wanted to curl up and shrivel into nothingness.

After stretches were over we were pretty much free to do whatever. I laid down on the bleachers and thought about which school I should transfer to. I wasn't feeling sorry for myself for long before I noticed Emily walking up the bleachers in my direction. I looked up at the ceiling to avoid eye contact. About five seconds later I felt a slightly heavy yet soft pressure on my stomach. I let out a small "Oomph." as my eyes were met with Emily's. "Hi." She said to me with her beautiful smile. I was caught completely off guard by this but I didn't want to just stare awkwardly so I went with the flow. "Wusup. Are you comfortable?" I asked trying my best to be cool. "Yep. Are you?" She said still smiling. "Definatley!" I said smiling back. She giggled a bit which made me smile even harder. "I'm sorry about what I did to you. I'm glad you didn't freak out and cause a huge scene." she said looking down at her feet. "It's no big deal." I said reassuringly. I was hoping she wouldn't mention my erection. "I bet it wasn't." she said somewhat sarcastically. I bit. "What's that supposed to mean?" I asked chuckling. "I think you know what I'm talking about." She said looking at me once again with her piercingly beautiful eyes.