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Milf Farts [True Story]

This story takes place when I was 13 years old, and is easily the best experience I have ever had as far as female gas goes.

I was staying the night at my friend Eion's house. He was a pretty close friend of mine at the time. For a while we hung out in his room, but after a few hours, his mom, Sara, knocked on the door and told us we had a few chores to run.

Now Sara was downright sexy. She was in her late thirties I believe, and in all honesty had a few wrinkles and imperfections here and there, but her body and personality made up for it tenfold. She had a very bubbly, open, some may even say tomboyish personality. She was a fun loving person and a kid at heart, to make it short.

And her body, god damn. She had a killer rack, still perky at her age, the kind of tits that bounced as she walked. Further down was a slim tummy, but still with a bit of meat on her bones. Not fat, just kinda squishy, and in all honesty, sexy as fuck. Down a bit further was one of the greatest asses I have ever laid eyes upon. It wasn't a bubble but, nor was it abnormally large, but it still managed to stick outwards a good 3 inches, and was the sort of rear you just want to bury your face in.

Anyway, after a few minutes, Eion, Sara, Megan (Eion's sister) and I all piled into their white sedan. I sat behind Sara, who was driving, and Eion sat behind Megan, who was in the passenger's seat.

Sara offered we grab some food first, and Eion suggested a chicken place. We got there and ordered. I took note that Sara had ordered the 5 piece meal, the largest on their menu. Now, I'm not gonna lie, I may have been a tad perverted, but I at that moment really hoped all that greasy fried chicken would give Sara gas, and hopefully cause her to rip a nice fart or two.

We left and went off to a clothing store. On the way there, we ran into a traffic jam on the highway. As we were sitting there, out of no where, this super thick, pungent fart smell arises. Naturally, everyone in the car reacts, although I secretly hoped that was the work of Sara, and sniffed it quietly.

"Geez, who ripped one?" Sara said as she rolled down her window. I really, really hoped that was just a cover. 30 minutes after that notable gas blast, we pulled into the parking lot and entered the store.

We started to browse the shelves ans I stuck reletively close to Sara, praying she would let one fly. We got almost all the way through the store with no problem, until about 10 minutes from leaving, Sara stopped and farted, right in the middle of the clothing racks.

"BBRRROOOOOOOMMPTT"

It was outrageously bassy, and I could tell it had been pent up. It lasted about 3 seconds, but in the moment, it seemed to last for ages. Of course Eion and Megan replied with an exaggerated "Ewwww!" And fanned the air and such, as kids do. Sara just laughed it off and excused herself.

We continued to walk and I caught a wiff of her fart, lingering. The smell matched that of the car, so I'm pretty certain it was her. Just as I had reacher her lingering cloud of gas, Sara stopped again, leaned forward slightly, and farted once more.

"FRRAAPT"

This one was much shorter, and made a sort of quack sound. She laughed it off again. "Sorry guys, I think the chicken got me." She chuckled. After that we left the store and drove home. As expected, she went straight into her bedroom as Eion and I played X-Box in the living room. I can only imagine the farts Sara waa letting out in her room, as I'm fairly certain she was.

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