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The Elven Princess Claudia (commission)

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It had been one of the longest and bloodiest wars humankind had ever known, lasting almost a century. What had started as a simple border skirmish between the human lords and kings and the elven tribes had escalated into a conflict of devastating proportions. The human armies had the advantage of numbers, but they quickly found that the war would not be as easy as they had hoped. The elves were faster and stronger than the humans, and proved to be difficult opponents to say the least.

As the decades wore on, and not much progress was made on either side, the king of the humans, King Rael the Magnificent, knew that a peace agreement was the only option. In a stunning display of diplomatic skill, he managed to negotiate with the Lords of the Elven tribes, ending a war which had started before he was even born.

Erik, a member of King Rael's personal guard, quietly gazed at Claudia, the Elven princess, as the two made their way down a path cutting through the forest, both on horseback. He had just delivered the peace treaty to the elves, and was on his way back to the kingdoms of the humans. The trees on either side of the path were thick, and light filtered through the green canopy above, giving the path a cozy feeling. Still, it was a dangerous road, so Claudia accompanied him, ensuring that he was safe from smaller Elvish tribes that might not react kindly to a human riding through their turf.

As was the case with most elves, Claudia was beautiful. She had a perfectly symmetrical face with large youthful green eyes, dark eyebrows, and alluring light pink lips. Her pointy ears stuck through her long silky black hair. A blue and black elvish outfit, which Erik assumed was designed for combat and quick movement, hugged her graceful curves, and she wore a dark cloak. He watched her as she rode a little ahead of him, thinking that now that the war was over, coexistence between the elves and humans might be possible. And if other elvish women were as pretty as Claudia...

His thoughts were interrupted when Erik noticed a strange smell. He wrinkled his nose, looking around with a frown. The stench had a kind of warmth to it, but it wasn't a good smell at all. It reminded him of meat which had been cooking for too long.

"Ugh, what is that?" he muttered, turning his head to look around at the trees surrounding them.

"Something wrong, Erik?" Claudia asked. She rode with perfect posture, her chin up and her back straight. Erik didn't know if it was because of her noble background or just because she was an elf, but the princess held herself in a very elegant matter.

"You don't smell that?" he said with disbelief, giving her a look. Then he glanced down at her horse, and an expression of understanding appeared on his face. "Oh, I think perhaps your horse..."

Claudia turned in her saddle, looking back at Erik, a huge grin on her face.

"Wasn't the horse!" she sang.

She turned to face forwards again, laughter in her green eyes. Erik gaped at her, the stench of bad stew filling his nose with every breath.

"Oh, alright..." he said after a moment's pause. "I just didn't expect..."

He trailed off. Claudia didn't reply, she just looked at him again, a half smile still on her face. The two rode on for a time in silence before she slowed down, raising her arm to point to a rocky mound ahead.

"We can camp out there for the night," she said. "And tomorrow we should be clear of the woods, and then I can let you go."

Erik and Claudia took shelter in a small cave for the night. He wasn't even sure if it qualified as a cave, it was so cramped. Claudia had erected a camouflage tent for the horses outside, the elvish fabric rendering the horses almost completely invisible to any bypasser that might walk by. A sheet of the same fabric covered the entrance of their cave, disguising the small fire Erik had prepared.