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Chapter 11 Always number one

"We've got this! Don't let them get away." D.Va held onto her blaster tight while she encouraged her teammates. Mercy and Mei weren't nearly as aggressive as the Korean teen and it annoyed her. It felt like she was doing all of the work. Usually that wouldn't be a problem, but her mech had taken too much damage during that last clash with Talon. She had to leave Tokki in the maintenance hangar. The young woman had already taken out the first enemy agent, but there were still two left. Hana was going to take them all out by herself. Today she was only armed with her automatic blaster and her wits, but for D.Va that was enough. Armed with just a blaster she was still far more dangerous than most omnic battle units. The absence of her mech just meant that she couldn't allow herself to make any mistakes. Her fragile human body was substantially worse at resisting bullets than her mech. D.Va was running down the corridor of the training facility. The only sounds she could hear were her own short, rapid breaths and the soft, repetitive impact of her heels hitting the reinforced floorplates. Her eyes continuously scanned the environment for movement, the heroic girl was hyperalert. No movement at the shooting range, no movement at the gym, that could only mean one thing. The targets must have retreated all the way back to the briefing room. That's the easiest place to defend in this building, they must be there. The more time the enemy had to prepare, the harder it would be to bring them down. Waiting for Mercy and Mei wasn't worth it, they were only slowing her down. D.Va used her momentum to kick open a door. Her enemies wouldn't suspect her to breach the briefing room from above. She was going to win again, it felt great. The adrenaline she used to get from the virtual firefights in her games now came from intense firefights in the real world. The stakes were a lot higher, but that didn't scare her. The stakes don't matter as long as you keep winning. With a single well aimed shot she blasted the lock of the door at the end of the staircase. Hana now ran into the office directly above the briefing room, where she suspected her enemies were hiding. She had a devious grin on her face as she took a packet of gum from a small pocket in her costume. The last stick in there wasn't gum, but a micro explosive that she carried with her for situations just like this. She tore it into three pieces and placed them on the floor, far apart from each other. D.Va took a few seconds to calm her breath and then shot the explosives. The blasts blew three large, circular holes into the floor. For about a second there was complete silence. Could D.Va have been wrong? Did the enemies set up somewhere else? Before Hana could finish that line of thought a barrage of blaster shots came up, out of the holes. That suppressive fire wouldn't be enough to save them. As soon as they needed to reload they'd be done for. After a few seconds the fire stopped. Hana ran to one of the holes and saw a blue light in the dark room. She unloaded half a dozen shots in less than a second. "Oi! No fair Hana! You're not supposed to use real explosives during a training match, you might actually hurt somebody." D.Va didn't respond to the complaints of the British Overwatch agent. Tracer was out of the game, so there was no point in paying attention to her, instead D.Va just backed away from the hole. Somewhere in the darkness of the briefing room there had to be one more enemy, he was hiding, waiting for his chance to strike. It was her most dangerous enemy in this training session, soldier 76. Hana had hoped she'd spot both her enemies in one go, but the soldier had been too quick for her. Now she didn't know where he was hiding in the dark room and he must have had plenty of time to reload his rifle by now. Then it happened. The door handle in the briefing room creaked, Hana took a quick peek to see what was going on. As the door opened D.Va could see Mei standing there. The friendly climate researcher was immediately blasted by Soldier 76, of course the training ammunition didn't hurt her, but she was out of the game. "Yikes!" The Chinese woman exclaimed. There was a disappointed look on her face. Mei had wanted to help her team but was taken out before she'd even taken a single shot. D.Va smiled, she had seen where the shots came from. Now she knew the position of soldier 76. She emptied her own blaster in that direction. Her shots lit up the dark briefing room and she saw that the soldier was trapped. Enough of her shots landed, he was out of the game. She had done it! She'd won the match and she had done it all by herself. Hana knew exactly how she was going to reward herself for her performance.