Britney and Laura were at their weekly yoga sessions around Britney's house. The two 20 year olds were stretching their bodies into unnatural positions and were struggling.
"Fucking hell!" gasped Laura, her face red from the effort. Britney said nothing, and was reaching her fingers to her toes. Just a little bit further...
PRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPTT!
Laura giggled as a loud fart echoed from Britney's ass. The latter turned bright red, flipping the bird to the still giggling girl.
"Who cares?" grinned Laura, getting on her back and lifting her legs into the air. "Everyone does it..."
PPRRRRPPPLLLLLT!
A large, wet fart cannoned out of Laura's jiggling ass, who laughed out loud. Britney joined in, fanning her nose.
"Jesus, Laura!" she joked, giving her gassy friend a punch. "That stinks of eggs!"
"Must've been the quinoa I had for lunch!" Laura retorted, smiling and lifting her legs again.
PPPRPT! POOORRLPT! PAARRRPT!
2 more bassy farts erupted from Laura's butt, joined by a wet fart from Britney. Both girls looked at each other and collapsed into giggles.
"Fart war?" asked Britney.
"Fart war." confirmed Laura, grinning.
10 minutes later, the 2 were stuffed full of quinoa and ready to continue their "yoga". Britney slowly raised herself off the floor and grunted as a fart bubbled out of her ass.
PPPPPPOOOOORRRRLLLPPPPPPT!
"Fuckin' quinoa," she joked, slapping her ass playfully. Laura simply raised her eyebrows and balanced on one leg, her other at a 90 degree angle.
PPPPPRRRRRPPPPLLLLLLPPPT!
"Eww!" yelled Britney, as Laura fell over laughing. "That one was so eggy!"
"I know right?" said Laura, holding her nose. "Must be the health foo-"
PPPPPPPPPPPRRRRROOOOORRRRRRRLLLLLLPPPPPPFFFRRRRT!
She was cut off by a massive fart from Britney, who had her ass sticking up in a downward dog position. Her buttcheeks actually ripple from the fart, but Britney wasn't done yet.
PPRRRPT! PAARRP! POOORRLPT!
3 more eggy toots cannoned out of her ass as she let out a loud laugh.
"Smells like rotten veg!" Britney giggled, as Laura coughed and held her nose. "Must be the tofu I had last night..."
She turned around to find Laura's ass in her face.
PPPPOOOOOORRRRLLLLLPPPPPTTT!
"That was so fucking wet!" said Laura proudly, after ripping a juicy fart. Britney playfully slapped her ass and giggled.
"That was a nice one" she agreed.
By now the room stunk of eggs and rotten vegetables, but neither girl cared. They were having way too much fun. Britney eyes suddenly went wide, and stuck her ass into Laura's face in return.
PPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
"Phew!" said Britney, flushing red and grinning. Laura had fallen backwards, gagging.
"How... does... your farts... smell like... rotting meat?" spluttered Laura, as Britney fell about laughing. "You're a fucking vegetarian!"
"Guess I'm just the better farter...PRRRPT!" winked Britney, letting off a small victory toot in the process. Suddenly Laura cocked her leg up, and grunted.
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP...
"Holy crap!" exclaimed Britney as the fart kept going and going. Laura just closed her eyes and smiled as she pushed out the rest of the fart.
PPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTT!
"HA!" laughed Laura, wafting her nose. "That was at least 30 seconds long, AND it smells of rotting meat too!"
Britney turned around and raised an eyebrow, shoving her ass into Laura's face.
PPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS!
Britney sighed in relief as a long but silent fart rocketed out of her butt. What the fart lacked in sound, however, was made up in stench. Laura retched and gagged as a mixture of raw sewage and sour milk burnt her nostrils, with even Britney holding her nose and coughing.
"You win!" giggled Laura, wiping her streaming eyes.
PRRRPLLLPT!
Britney farted again, and both girls collapsed laughing.
"No more health food for us!" Britney chuckled, and Laura agreed.
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