Karl x Quackity
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Live laugh love childish gambino and Kendrick Lamar😪🤤Karl:"mh~ f..fuck!~ qua-"
"KARL HELP!"
Karl flinched as he saw someone burst through his door.
He quickly closed his laptop and put his pants back up.
Quackity jumped on his bed and looked up at the ceiling.
Quackity:"I don't know what to do..I mean,I'm 22! I can't drive all the way to Wisconsin to help you with your taxes mom!"
Karl awkwardly looked at him from his desk.Quackity:"why does everyone treat me like a kid...I'm...old! IM TENTY TWO!"
Karl:"Quackity.."
Quackity:"I don't think it's fair how everyone treats me like I haven't grown up...I'm not the same person I was five years ago..I've evolved..
I don't understand how people can't see that,
I was hoping that it was obvious.."
Karl scratched the back of his head.
Karl:"Quackity I think people just don't know you like that,you're an adult,not a teenager,
Your genuinely mature..all of your friends know?"Quackity:"yeah but...how do I tell my mom that I'm not a kid..I mean,it feels like I should've told her 5 years ago,I have my own place,I have a very well paying job,and I'm the happiest I could be.."
Karl:"well technically you don't have your own place,I live with you..."
Quackity:"bla bla bla.."
Karl scoffed.
Karl:"the most important thing is that you realize your change of behavior and growth over the years,you realize your a responsible adult,you were technically and adult back then too but...some things have changed for the better..for you..you know?"Quackity sighed and sat up while he hugged one of Karl's freshly washed pillows.
Quackity:"you get me..."
Karl softly smiled.
Quackity stood up and went over to him,oh no.
Karl nervously looked around,hoping he wouldn't notice the tissue box and lotion placed directly next to his laptop.
Quackity:"you said that I should realize that in a responsible adult but...honestly I'm just glad that you take me seriously karl,you opinion means everything to me man.."
He said looking down at him and putting his hand on his shoulder.Put your balls in my mouth already,wait what.
Karl smiled.
Karl:"I'm proud of you,lex"
Quackity awed and hugged him,Karl laughed.
Quackity:"AWWW STOPP,your gonna make me nut- I mean cryyyy!"
Karl rolled his eyes and closed them,enjoying the moment.
Ahh...he smells nice.
Quackity:"uh,karl?"
Karl:"yeah?"
Quackity:"were you just jerking off?"
Karl opened his eyes.
Quackity noticed his "supplies".Karl:"...I-"
Quackity opened his laptop.
Karl:"wait!-"
Quackity:"this is gay porn."
Karl looked at him worried as he took his arms back to himself.
Quackity:"femboy in skirt gets railed by divorced dad-"
Karl quickly closed his laptop in shame.
Quackity laughed.
Quackity:"Dude are you gay? You know it's fine right?-"
Karl:"no I'm...not fuckin gay!"
Quackity looked at him with a "seriously?" Look.Quackity:"your not?"
He said sarcastic.
Karl:"I...no!"
Quackity:"I wanna believe you because I shouldn't assume your sexuality but...who are you trying to fool"
Karl laughed.
Karl:"cmon I'm..I..."
Quackity ruffled his hair and held him closer.
Quackity:"it's fine...I love you"
Karl smiled,a bit embarrassed but..happy.
Karl:"alright alright..stop being gay"
He said pushing him away.
Quackity laughed.Quackity:"you wanna watch porn together? Wait..."
Karl squinted and shrugged.
Quackity:"THATS WHY IT ALWAYS TOOK SO LONG TO GET HARD WHEN WE WERE WATCHING STRAIGHT PORN TOGETHER- OH MY GOD"
Quackity shouted like he just came to a life changing realization,wich he did.
Karl laughed at him.
Karl:"wow,yeah kinda,I mean it's one of the reasons"
Quackity pushed him,he was obviously very happy about this.Quackity:"yooo we should totally watch gay porn together!"
Karl:"uhh..I dunno-"
Quackity:"no it's fine,I get hard to gay porn"
Karl looked at him confused.
Karl:"...you wanna tell me something?"
He mumbled.
Quackity:"nah it's fine! I just think it's hot...I mean,I'm not fetishizing! I just wish I was some dude at the gym fucking some trainer,
You know?"
Karl:"eh...sure Quackity,I'll give you time to accept it.."
Quackity scoffed and kissed his forehead.Quackity:"if I were gay,I'd totally be into you"
Karl blushed,he awkwardly passed it off as a joke but..he really loved Quackitys bluntness.
Quackity:"because I'd be into femboys because I couldn't really see myself being a bottom,so I'd totally hit on you"
Karl couldn't help but laugh at Quackitys weird words.
Karl:"well,if I were straight I'd definitely be questioning my sexuality for you"
Quackity pulled away,a "thinking look" on his face.
Quackity:"wait a sec..."Karl rolled his eyes.
Quackity:"are you saying you are or?-"
Karl:"I'm not into you,Quackity"
Quackity smirked and pushed his shoulder,
Acting feminine.
Quackity:"you liarrr.."
Karl chuckled.
Karl:"alright loser.."
Quackity:"so about the porn-"
Karl:"maybe later Quackity."
Quackity:"really? I wanna do something with you though.."
Karl weakly smiled.
Quackity admired him,he stroked his soft hair.
Quackity:"how about somethin else...?"
Karl:"like what?"
Quackity got on his knees.Bye bye☺️

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FanfictionKarlity oneshots the QUADRUPLE‼️ This book will contain: Fluff [💠] Smut [♻️] (Prolly not a lot) angst [🃏] Lime [🔱] If Any chapters need TWs it will be in the start And again,I do not ship these ppl irl,I acknowledge That they are no more then...