Karl x Quackity
Fluff💠/angst🃏
Song: safe word - tv girl
I like this chapter.
If you listen to tv girl and don't dissect the whole song while listening to it with ME,im just assuming you are against bhm,your a capitalist,and U SUPPORT ANIMAL CRUELTY‼️Quackity was at a dinner event with his friends.
It was in a big hotel suite,Quackity already forgot why but something corpse was hosting of whatever.
George was talking to Quackity on the couch,
But Quackity was interested in something else.
Karl,Karl Jacobs was an absolute menace.Karl was..the sweetest person on earth,the type of guy to apologize to an object after bumping into it,the type of guy to hold the door open for someone who wasn't even leaving,the type of guy that encouraged you to work on yourself and your mental health,
Regardless of how it would look to his "masculinity".
But something changed.
Quackity was staring at Karl across the room.
Behind the kitchen island with his lover,
corpse.Corpse was Karl's boyfriend,has been for a few weeks now,Karl came out explaining to everyone that he was gay,and immediately informed his friends about him and corpse being in a relationship.
No one really knew wether they should be surprised or not,Karl and corpse often flirted,
But they still seemed like a kinda weird fit..
Corpse was a sex demon who once showed his lube on instagram live,and Karl was an angel sent by heaven,who,as far as his friends knew,wasn't really into "extreme" sex stuff.
Corpse often posted about bdsm or kinky shit,
The most Karl's friends knew about Karl's "personal preferences" In bed was that he probably had a thing for praise of degradation,that was kinda it.It wasn't anyones business,and they last thing anyone wanted was to upset Karl,so they refrained from asking.
But that wasn't the problem,Karl keeping his sex life private was not the problem at all,it was that Karl had become a complete menace.
He was rude,quiet,more RUDE,it was weird?
All of a sudden he was annoyed by everything and everyone,whenever he'd hang out with his friends he'd be distant,or just on his phone.
It was weird that be even came in the first place,ofcourse everyone was still happy to see Karl,but he was just weird,and not his usual happy weird,just...disrespectful neighbors kid kinda weird.Quackity was worried,whenever he tried to ask him what was wrong Karl would just tell him to "shut up im fine..".
Karl and corpse still looked like they were arguing,the first few times they saw them they were laughing,but now they just looked pissed off at each other all the time..
"Quackity? Hey Are you listening?"
Quackity looked at George for the first time in like 20 minutes.
Quackity:"what?"
George:"what do you think is going on?.."
He gossiped while sitting like a wine aunt.
Quackity:"I dunno.."They looked at the two getting more and more "arguey?" With each other.
Karl lightly pushed corpse by his shoulders,
Corpse said something to him annoyed.
Karl:"im not letting you give me a golden shower corpse!"
The room went silent.
George:"oh shit.."
Karl and corpse looked at the room,the room looked back at the two.
Karl groaned and grabbed the bottle of whiskey before storming into the bedroom.
Quackity watched him slam the door behind him.George:"he's gonna fucking snap soon.."
He waited a bit till the others started talking again before following him.
Quackity slowly opened the door to the room.
Karl sloppily sat on the huge satin sheeted bed as he was lighting a cigarette.
Quackity:"hey.."
He awkwardly said as he closed the door behind him.
Karl rolled his eyes and exhaled the smoke.
Quackity slowly walked towards him,a bit scared that Karl was gonna bite him or something.
Karl looked at him annoyed.
Karl:"what."Quackity:"are you okay?..."
Karl looked at him,he didn't know what to answer.
He looked away,Quackity sighed and sat down next to him.
Quackity:"you've been different lately...has the 'submissive' x 'dominant' thing worn out or something-"
Karl:"shut the fuck up Quackity...you don't know anything..
Ouch,Quackity looked at him.
Quackity:"I know you,right?"
Karl looked at him,he couldn't really say no..
Quackity:"can I be blunt? Or will you end up punching me?"
Karl shrugged.Quackity took the risk.Quackity:"your a fucking menace,Karl..ever since you've been dating corpse your rude,
Your annoyed at everyone,your intolerant,
I never thought you could ever be that fucking mean but hey...here you are!"
Karl looked at him with worried eyes.
Quackity:"I mean,you were the sweetest person ever? After hanging out with you id go home and kick my feet in the air like a highschool girl in the 90s? Your such a validating person sometimes it feels like were on a date?! What the fuck happened?!"
Quackity said slowly raising his voice,he got a bit carried away.
He heard sniffing.Quackity looked at Karl confused,he was crying,hiding his face in his sleeves.
Rule number one;do not make Karl Jacobs cry,its the equivalent of killing a baby seal.
Quackity:"oh...Karl i didn't...i didn't mean to make you cry I-"
Karl:"Quackity i don't fucking know whats going on.."
He sobbed.
Karl:"I hate alcohol! I hate these disgusting cigarettes! I hate kinky fucking sex!"
He said throwing the cigarette on the wall,
Luckily it was out.
Quackity put his hand on his shoulder as he continued to cry.Karl:"i...I thought this would be fun?! He just- picks and chooses when to care about me like-
Im a fucking person!"
Quackity hugged him,karl desperately hugged back.
Karl:"you guys know I love you more than anything...just..im insecure that you guys will eventually get tired of me too.."
Quackity:"cmon..who could get tired of you?"
Karl sobbed.
Quackity:"I mean,your really mean and we still insist on you hanging out with us Everytime we do something..we love you Karl..and we're here for you..."
Karl cried into his suit,probably leaving tear stains.Quackity:"maybe you got into this..just because you felt like you had too.."
Karl pulled away and looked at him.
Quackity:"I mean,i don't really know that much about..anything,really but-...maybe right after you came out,and corpse was available,you felt like you had to date him to be happy..cause him being in a relationship is definitely a 100% conformation of support...
That you thought you couldn't get from us..you know what im saying?"
Karl sniffed and wiped his tears.
Karl:"what are you a fuckin..gay expert or something..."
Karl tried to joke with a still shaky voice.Quackity laughed.
He held Karl's head on his shoulder.
Quackity:"you'll be fine man.."
Karl sniffed again.
Quackity looked around.
Quackity:"you wanna get back out there? You look way to dapper to be sitting here crying.."
Quackity set him up.
He looked at Karl waiting for him to say it.
Karl scoffed and ran his hand through his hair after he wiped the few tears left on his cheeks.
Karl:"dapper? I hardly know her!"
He said smiling enthusiastically,Quackity laughed.Quackity:"that's my best friend!"
Karl laughed again as he looked down.
He calmed down a bit.
Karl:"thanks quackity...for,you know..not hating me.."
Quackity weakly smiled and kissed his forehead.
Quackity:"I could never hate you...you wanna come over to my place after this? Maybe watch total drama like we used to...maybe talk about corpses golden shower request?-"
Karl:"Quackity we will never talk about that,
Ever!"Karl laughed.
Quackity:"im curious! Does he have a pisskink??? What are other weird things he likes?-"
Karl:"im not talking about this with you!"
Quackity sighed dramatically.
Quackity:"fine..."
Karl looked at him.
Karl:"I'll take you up on that sleepover offer though..."

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FanfictionKarlity oneshots the QUADRUPLE‼️ This book will contain: Fluff [💠] Smut [♻️] (Prolly not a lot) angst [🃏] Lime [🔱] If Any chapters need TWs it will be in the start And again,I do not ship these ppl irl,I acknowledge That they are no more then...