➬𝙺𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜 [𝟺] 𓅷

I might be obsessed with you (karlity) 💠

Karl x Quackity
Fluff💠
Song:
I woke up and Istg I thought There was a bat by my head bc my crispy m&m bag was rustling

Quackity:"austin..we are way to early!"
Quackity and Austin were walking down the hall to see Karl.
They were picking him up to film a video.
They were 3 early,no big deal right?
They got to Karl's condo door and rang the doorbell.
Quackity felt nervous,he hasn't talked to Karl in a few days ever since...
The door opened.
Quackity and Austin slowly looked him up and down.

He was wearing a white shirt and hot pink hello kitty pants,they looked soft.
His hair was messy and his eyes were drooped down.
Austin:"heyyy Karl..."
Karl:"you guys are 3 hours early"
He said with little to no emotion in his voice.
Quackity and Austin awkwardly looked at each other.
Quackity:"yeah uh...Austin thought it would be a good idea to bring take out,filming changed a bit.."
Karl blinked.

Karl:"you could've texted"
Austin:"I-I did! You didn't read.."
Karl walked back into his condo with the door open.
Quackity and Austin awkwardly walked inside and closed the door.
They sat down on the chairs next to the couch.
Karl fell back on his couch sloppily.
He stirred a brown blunt around in an ashtray,
I guess he really was high?
Austin:"is that weed...?"
Quackity:"since when do you smoke..you barley drink-"

Karl:"I dunno,I found it on my table this morning and was bored"
This was really weird,they werent use yo seeing karl this...normal?
The thought they'd arrive early,and karl would be watching total drama on his tv and force them into watching it with them,not coming to his place only to find him in hello kitty pajama pants and stoned.
To be fair,total drama was paused on the TV.
Quackity:"nice pants!..."
Karl:"thanks,Their my friends"
There was awkward silence.
Austin:"well...I forgot something in the car,be right back!"

Quackity:"w-wait!-"
Karl:"bye bye!"
Austin stood up and left the apartment.
They sat in silence for about a minute.
Quackity:"cmon man..make a reference I don't get...or that terrible country accent of yours.."
Karl scoffed and ran his hands through his hair.
Karl:"sorry..really not a morning person..my head hurts a bit.."
Quackity:"well...im sorry this is awkward.."
Karl looked at him confused for a second.

Karl:"why would it be awkward?....oh right,you drunk dialed me and declared your undying love for me before coming to my place,telling me you wanna make out,before you puked on my coffee table and passed out on the floor"
Quackity:"umm-"
Karl:"oh,and then you ghosted me for a week,
But your back now I guess"
Quackity:"Karl im sorry!"
Karl:"yeah,you've told me-"
Quackity:"I really am!"
Karl looked at him.
Quackity:"I really!-....I...I was embarrassed because what I was saying wasn't..all a lie.."
Karl:"what do you mean?"

Quackity:"I.."
Karl got his phone out and started playing the voice mail.
"heYyyyYyyy karllL! Im calling yoUu for the eigHt timE because the OtheR tIMes I was juSt singing fantasy by mAriha careY...so...what I wantEd to saY was...I really like yOu..liKe..
I wanT to haVe sex you...I wanna dRess you up a skIrt andD makE you my bItch-"
Karl paused it and looked back at Quackity.
Quackity:"um...."
Karl:"was that True?"
He said in a sincere voice,Quackity didnt know if it was pitty or not,but he sounded like a mom after saying,"we need to talk.".

Quackity:"um..."
Quackity scratched the back of his head.
Quackity:"y-yeah...kinda.."
Karl nodded and continued to play the recording.
"I rEally wannA jerK yoU off whIle youR on mY laP anD im plAying a gAme...I reAlly...I reaLly want you to love me beCause...I love you..and im liKe,bordErline obsessed wiTh you...i can't stop thinking about you...yoUr so special to me and..I duNnO im reAlly druNk but...just KnOw that,I cook a reAlly great pasta-"
The recording stopped,Karl laughed.

Karl:"that true?"
Quackity:"I do cook a really good pasta"
He tried to joke.
Karl smiled,Quackity sighed uncomfortably.
Quackity:"yeah...it is.."
Karl laughed again.
Quackity just sat there,not sure if this was good or bad.
Quackity:"..are you laughing at me.."
Karl:"what? Course not!"
Karl calmed down.
Quackity:"then why are you laughing?"
You could tell Quackity was embarrassed by the raise in his voice.

Karl stood up,walked over to him and got on his lap.
Quackity looked up at him confused before he kissed him.
Quackity stopped rambling.
Karl pulled away.
Karl:"..I like you too"
Quackity:"r-really?"
Karl nodded.
He stood up,NOOOOO.
Karl:"what should we do for our first date?"
Quackity:"I have a list on my phone!-"
He said giving it to Karl.
Karl opened the list called;
"Third date ideas"

Karl:"sex,more sex,this is just a picture of a maid dress-?"
He said looking at it.
Quackity quickly snatched the phone away from him as he got red,Karl laughed.
Quackity:"your supposed to read f-first date ideas..."
Karl:"sorry,third date ideas was pinned-"
He said still laughing.
Quackity:"dude shut up?!"