➬𝙺𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜 [𝟺] 𓅷

Dont be suspicious (karlity) 🃏

Karl x Quackity
Angst🃏 n Kinda fluff later💠
Song:
Why can I only write sad shit rn,also look at this dog
⚠️TW: struggling w eating,it doesn't go that deep into what kind of struggling so I'll just say that.

Quackity was at his Desk,it was starting to get dark outside and he was ready to go to bed.
Until Karl called!
Quackity smiled at his screen like it was a pop up ad for a free brazzers membership.
He was glad Karl finally reached out today,
sure he could text him but still...Quackity didn't wanna come off as clingy.
Quackity answered.
Quackity:"karlll!"
Karl:"helloooo"

Quackity:"what's up man?"
Quackity laughed excited,happy to hear Karl's voice.
Karl:"nothing much,just calling because we haven't talked today and I wanted to see if you were busy"
Quackity:"why,so you can...take me out n shit?"
Quackity smiled and twirled his hair,purposely acting zesty to entertain his own mind.
Karl:"you wish...I just wanna talk"

Quackity:"fuck Talking,let's just make out?"
Karl laughed.
Karl:"late night flirting,really? I thought you were tired"
Quackity:"I was but you've arisen me!"
There was silence,just Quackity awkwardly laughing to himself.
Quackity:"get it?..cause I'm bricked up right now?-"
He wasn't actually,but it was funny.
Karl:"your not bricked up,Lex"
Quackity:"keep calling me that and see-"
Karl scoffed.

Karl:"Jesus...maybe I should've just gone to sleep"
Quackity:"karllllll what did you do today!"
He sang energetically,disregarding his comment.
Karl:"uhhhh,not much..just stayed at home,
really"
Quackity:"yeah? What did you eat,what did you drinkkk?"
Quackity Said Like he was a wine mom chatting at brunch while fidgeting with his hands.

Karl was silent.
Quackity looked at his screen confused.
Quackity:"hello?"
He scoffed.
Karl:"yeah I'm...I'm trying to think but I can't..
Think of anything.."
Quackity:"uhhh..so what,you just didn't eat anything today?"
Karl:"uh....well...."
Quackitys expression faded.
He knew Karl sometimes struggled with eating enough because he'd often just generally forget that food exists,but still.

He didn't wanna bombard Karl with the "bubsss,will you eat for me?🥺🥺 bb cmonn..
You need to dwink ur wa wa🥺🥺" because he knew Karl wouldn't listen and just get annoyed,also it was really cringe.
So he knew he'd had to take a different approach.
Kinda like "noooo don't starve yourself,that shits unhealthy😂‼️".
Quackity scratched the back of his head,trying to prepare himself to act like he didn't care.
Quackity:"you have to eat,dumbass?"
Quackity scoffed.

Karl:"I know I just..I forget-"
Quackity:"I know but still,quit being a pussy and eat?"
Karl:"shut up Quackity?"
Okay,maybe this was the wrong approach.
Karl:"have- have you ever considered that- maybe I don't wanna eat?!"
Karl blurted out frustrated.
Okay,Quackity didn't know what to do now.
Karl and Quackity were close,and since they'd often joke about a...specific time period and situation that went down after Karl accidentally said he didn't eat on stream,this was confusing.

Quackity tried sneaking in a little 'yeah but you like,actually eat,right?' Every once in a while when they talked about it,but Karl would just laugh it off and say 'you know what I mean'.
Quackity:"Karl..."
Karl:"don't fucking 'Karl' me,you know I didn't mean that..."
Karl sighed.
Quackity:"do i?...karl I can't just ignore that-"
Karl:"you can actually,since there isn't really anything you can do about it."
Quackity looked at his screen.
Quackity:"dude?-"

Karl:"I'm sorry that was..that was so manipulative I'm sorry that was..really shitty Quackity,I'm sorry-"
Quackity:"it's fine.."
Karl was obviously regretting what he said.
There were a few seconds of silence.
Karl exhaled as he propped his head up with his hands.
Karl:"why didn't I just lie..."
This wasn't fun anymore.
Quackity leaned back in his chair,he rolled his head back.

Quackity:"I don't know....but I'm glad you didn't.."
Karl:"no I..I'm sorry I dragged you into this-
I swear I don't have a problem Im just going through some shit-"
Quackity:"it's Sounds serious?-"
Karl:"it's not..I promise."
Quackity tried his best to believe him.
Karl:"do you believe me?"
Quackity:"um,honestly no...but I trust you.."
Karl nodded,not that Quackity could see it.
Karl:"thanks for being honest"

Quackity:"promise to let me know if it gets serious? Or if you just randomly realize that I love you and deeply care for your wellbeing because your an asset to my life that I couldn't Imagine living without?"
Karl:"I promise,quit being corny.."
Quackity scoffed.
Quackity:"alright.."
There was silence.

Karl:"wanna impersonate each other to lighten the mood while he pretend like that didn't just happen?"
Quackity:"alright,I'm karL...uhhh...what's up big dog? What do you think about...anime?-"
Karl:"that's not what I sound like?!"
Quackity laughed.
Quackity:"it is,you literally talk like..'Omg..
You don't watch anime? That is so baka-"
Karl:"you make me wanna kill myself."
Quackity:"impersonate me then?"

Karl:"okay? Well....I'm Quackity! I'm 22 n still in school because I'm muchhhh smarter than all my drop out Friends! I uh...love porn! And beating my meat and making references my freinds don't get! Aaahhh!"
Quackity:"why did you say 'ahhh'?"
Karl:"you always say 'aaahhh'?"
Quackity:"literally when have I ever said 'ahh'"
Karl:"oh sorry,I WAS CONFUSING YOU WITH YOUR MOM,OHHHHHHHHHH"
Quackity looked at his screen,trying not to laugh while Karl hyped himself up while also trying to be quiet.

Quackity:"that...that doesn't even make sense"
Karl:"oh,you want me to explain it? When I FUCK your MOM she goes 'AHH'"
Karl moaned.
Quackity:"but you said 'ahh' and not 'aHh!~' you didn't even moan or scream?"
Karl:"stop ruining the joke?"
Quackity:"it was terrible,dumbass?"
Karl:"take that back right now,pal"