Quackity:"Karl,as much as i would LOVE to
see that,I was actually calling to ask if you'd wanna come over?.."
Karl:"oh,like right now?"
Quackity:"y-yeah..I mean,if your free.."
Karl:"yeah totally,sounds fun! Do you want sugar coated strawberries?"
Quackity:"uhh,yes ofcourse?"
Karl:"Great cause me and my gran made to many and she told me to give it to a friend"
Quackity felt his heart warm up,he didn't even care that Quackity just called him "a friend" Karl was so sweet.He muted himself for a second so he could squirm loudly before unmuting himself.
Quackity:"hey did you also tell your gran that I nutted in you?"
Karl laughed.
Karl:"no,I must've missed that,Lex"
Quackity smiled,he kicked his feet even harder,I'm not even gonna mention him playing with his hair.
Quackity:"alright...I'll see you man"
Karl:"bye!"
Karl hung up.
Quackity unmuted himself on George's call and loudly screamed into his mic.Karl:"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
George:"Jesus- WHAT THE HELL?!"
Quackity stopped,he exhaled and sniffed.
He made crying noises,he was obviously going through some things.
Quackity:"bro...someone stop me from proposing to this man the second he steps foot Into my house..."
George:"so he's coming over?"
Quackity:"yeah..."
George:"damm,hope you shaved,or atleast showered.."
Quackity looked at his screen for a few seconds.George:"Quackity?"
Quackity:"i Gotta go."
Quackity hung up and went to his bathroom to shower.
He was excited to see Karl.
He posed in his mirror,trying on atleast 3 "zero effort" outfits before going with the usual blue sweater and shorts.
Since he was at home,he wasn't wearing a beanie.
He wondered if he should do something with his hair or not..
He took a strawberry hair clip his niece gave to him and pinned some of his hair back.He left out a few strands,kinda like he had curtain bangs.
You guys know what hairstyle I mean.
Is this trying to hard?...is this like..really gay?..
Karl would definitely like this and think it's cute but...but about the little amount of dignity that I have left? If I told Karl that sentence he'd laugh at me,saying I had no dignity before explaining how having a hair clip in your hair isn't gay in a "joking" way.
Shit..I'm so down bad for this guy that I actually want him to play with my hair for hours.Quackity gave up and just used a hair tie.
He ruffled his hair a bit to maintain his "I woke up like this" look.
Quackity was obviously nervous.
He took a body mist that smelled like candy and ran around his house while spraying it.
He felt insane,but he just wanted Karl to like him?
Sure Karl like mostly everyone,but Quackity needed him to LIKE-him like-him.
He was excited.
He felt like....he didn't even know what he felt like?!He sat down on his couch,turning on the Tv,
Hoping it would make him concentrate on something else to keep my grip on reality.
A soap commercial.
The soap man said some words while he squirted the white soap onto his hand.
"Comes out,sticky and white!"
I should call him...
Quackity tried to pull himself together as he squinted.
"Watch out when pumping,it's squirts easily!"
Quackity whined as he turned off the TV.
That had to be with intention,their definitely trying to make me nut?!Quackity groaned and sat up.
This was embarrassing...I've never been this Inlove? Have I ever even been inlove in the first place?? If it's not love that what else is making me feel like this??
The doorbell rang,snapping Quackity out of his crisis.
"Ding dong.."
He heard Karl say to himself,probably thinking Quackity was upstairs.
He quickly slid on the floor to the door and opened it.Quackity gasped.
Quackity:"KARL!"
Karl:"QUACKITY!"
Karl gasped too,mimicking him.
He came inside and closed the door.
Karl:"hey,your place smells nice.."
Quackity smiled to himself.
Karl was holding a Tupperware box with strawberries in them.
Karl:"living room?"
I'd rather have you in my bed.
Quackity:"yeah...orrrr we could get high...???"
Quackity said unsure,curious to Karl's answer.Karl:"we got high two days ago...not sure man,
Wouldn't wanna make it a habit for any of us.."
Quackity:"ayyyy,supervision?"
Quackity whined while looking at him.
Karl couldn't help but smile.
Karl:"I don't know.."
Quackity:"alright,whatever,we'll leave it"
He gave up,noticing Karl was unsure so it was probably best to not push it.
Karl:"well...do you have any suppperrr thin blunts?.."
Quackity:"I do! Be right back"Karl smiled as Quackity rushed up the stairs.
He got some forks from the kitchen.
Something was different today?
I mean,Karl couldn't stop thinking about Quackity.
Ever since that night,it was just....
It felt so right,Karl knew the way he acted that night,when the tension grew,was definitely gay.
He felt like he was getting sluted out,biting his lip at his dick print,moaning extra "submissive" because he knew Quackity would like it.shit...so so gay...It was a nice night of "experimenting",
something he's been wanting to do for a long time.
It was...Karl couldn't get it out of his head,
It was..
He looked down at himself.
He couldn't think about it for too long,his horny ass really had to be careful before he ends up on the floor of his bedroom squirming from a toy thinking about what happened like yesterday.
He shook his head,go two wine glasses and a bottle of spritzer before going to the living room.He set down the Tupperware,the two glasses and the forks on the coffee table.
Quackity came downstairs and went over to Karl.
Quackity:"really thin,4 weeks old,and really shitty weed"
Karl:"perfect."
Quackity smiled and sat down.
He offered it to Karl,who politely declined as he poured both of them two glasses of spritzer.
Quackity shrugged and lit the terribly rolled joint.He took a hit,it was ass compared to the weed they smoke that night,but weed is weed I guess,and all it had to do was get him high.
Karl took a sip from his glass before he ate a strawberry.
Karl:"mh,that's a magic combination.."
He said with his mouth full.
Quackity laughed at the weird sentence as he exhaled.
Quackity:"...mH,tHats a MaGIcal cOmbinaTion"
Quackity mocked before he ate a strawberry too.
He moaned out.Quackity:"damm..that IS a magical combination!~"
Amazing,you could tell Karl's delicate very pretty fingers cut these...or his grandma I guess?...I should probably stop thinking about this.
Karl laughed.
Karl:"shut up man...give me that"
He took the blunt and took a hit.
He coughed as he exhaled.
Karl:"ugh,that really is shitty weed.."
Quackity smiled and took a sip.
Quackity:"yeah..."
He admired Karl as he ate more of the strawberries.Karl smoked and took a sip to hydrate himself.
Karl looked at him.
Karl:"what?"
Quackity:"nothin.."
Quackity smiled as he looked away.
Karl:"what Is it?"
Karl laughed.
Quackity just shrugged with that same snarky expression on his face.
Karl:"whattt? Dude your making me nervous"
Quackity:"I just think your really pretty..."
Karl stopped laughing.He felt face get red and his eyes trail off as Quackity pretend like nothing happened.
Karl looked at himself before lightly giggling.
Karl:"oh cmon....are you joking?"
Quackity shook his head as he poured himself another glass.
Quackity:"you know that moment..when you and your best friend get high,and you end up hooking up with them,and it ends up being like a...awakening?!"
Karl scoffed.
Karl:"yeah."
Quackity looked at him.Quackity:"you do?"
Karl:"I think it's obvious....what's the point in denying it anyways,we literally hooked up I don't think you can really..make that straight?"
Quackity smiled,on the same page..no big deal...
Quackity:"I just...im straight-"
Karl kissed him.
Quackity immediately kissed back.Karl was probably trying to make a point by kissing him,but Quackity was gonna say something completely different?
Karl slowly pulled away.
Quackity:"I-I was gonna say 'I'm straight until I remember you exsist'...."
Karl:"aww"
Karl smiled.
Quackity smiled too before he kissed him back and pushed him on the couch.
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FanfictionKarlity oneshots the QUADRUPLE‼️ This book will contain: Fluff [💠] Smut [♻️] (Prolly not a lot) angst [🃏] Lime [🔱] If Any chapters need TWs it will be in the start And again,I do not ship these ppl irl,I acknowledge That they are no more then...