➬𝙺𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜 [𝟺] 𓅷

His roommate 2 (karlity,knf) 💠

Quackity and Karl were stumbling Into Karl's apartment again.
Sloppily making out while struggling to take of their shoes with just their feet.
Quackity had his waist in his arms like it was gonna run away.
Karl ran his hands through the hair on the back of his head like he was brushing it.
They had one glass of wine to much and now longed for each other,all they wanted to do was get down and dirty without any precaution.
Quackity:"mh~ can I Take you on the counter?"~"
He exhaled while they were still making out and Finally got their shoes off.

Karl:"we have to go to my room,sorry~"
Quackity didn't answer,instead he just shook his head and kept making out with him.
He picked up Karl by his legs making him giggle before he took him to his room.
He closed the door to the dark room,the only light coming from the purple LEDs Karl accidentally left on behind his PC.
Quackity tossed him onto the bed.

Looked down at him as he eagerly took took off his belt.
Karl held eye contact with him as he took off his pants,no seductive slow strip tease shit,
they just wanted to fuck.
They both threw their jeans somewhere on the floor before reuniting again.
Quackity got on the bed with Karl and they made out again.

Meanwhile,George in the next room.
George had heard them come back from their date a few minutes ago.
They were doing that annoying thing where they whispered so George couldn't hear what they were talking about.
Trying not to wake him since it was 10PM but still managing to somehow bump into 193839 items on their way to Karl's bedroom.
Sinners.
George rolled his eyes,he wanted to go back to watching alvin and the chipmunks but deep down,he knew he was a Karen.

George put his phone down and leaned to the wall.
"Lex~.."
"Your so fucking beautiful...I'm so lucky to have you~"
He said like he wasn't rubbing himself off to Karl right now.
"Mh~ l-Lex!~ im sensitive there...~"
Karl bit his lip while looking at Quackity with is hand up his shirt.
"Well yeah,we're about to have sex?"
George heard Karl annoyingly scoff making him laugh.

"ugh,shut up and turn on the music,
George is in the other room"
"Alright"
Quackity got his phone,both of them still in the same position.
Quackity semi on top of Karl with one hand up his shirt and the other scrolling on his phone.
"what's taking so long?"
"I'm just- looking for a song-"
"Just turn on the sex playlist?"
"Yeah but George might here and he..."
"He what? Got in your head? Quackity cmon"
"He didn't get in my head! He just...he heard us playing cigarettes after sex and I don't want him to laugh at me!"

George loudly laughed,Making sure they heard it.
"Look!?"
"George cut it out!"
George just laughed more,ruining their corny sex was very fun.
"George stop it!"
He didn't stop.
George heard Karl loudly groan and lay down on the bed.
"Fucking cockblock..."
"Do you just wanna go have sex in my car?"
Karl sighed.

"...fine,it's kinkier anyway.."
They got up and left the room.
Sex? Not on my watch.
As soon as George heard the door close he stood up and down to the window.
He opened it,the beautiful night breeze only making him happier.
He smiled like a stupid little kid after ordering chicken tenders at a 5 star restaurant as he jumped around.
Perfect view of Quackitys black car parked right by of the side walk.

Tinted windows,somewhat soundproof,
smelled like violently straight cologne.
He knew Karl was seduced my him.
He saw Quackity and Karl sloppily making out on the way to the car as they left the main entrance from their campus apartments empty lobby.
George smiled and got out his phone and car key.
Karl had a spare in his room because Quackity often just left his car there when visiting Karl's place.

One day George was bored so he decided to walk around the apartment and go into Karl's room.
He jumped on his bed a bit before he got bored and went over to search his desk for candy.
He saw Quackitys car key and stared at it for a while,before eventually just taking it.
Why? Why not? Who was gonna stop him?
George didn't have a specific reason,he just wanted to know if this was significant enough to end up mattering in the future.
Well now it definitely came in handy.

The two sinners opened the car door and got in before slamming it shut to do their devilish deeds.
He knew Quackity would probably turn on the car to make it warm for more...kinky sex?
Like in those movie posters where the car is all steamy and the person getting fucked is pressed up against the glass.
He knew that because Karl told him their first time was in a car while the heat was on.
It was their third date and they were in the backseat of Quackitys car eating gas station hotdogs.

Karl was cold even though he had a blanket around him,they ended up cuddling and one thing led to another and those things eventually led up to steamy first time car sex.
Karl said it was a little uncomfortable because he was sweating but it soon didn't matter Quackitys dick was balls deep inside of Him.
George remember acting all supportive while they gossiped about Quackitys dick size with sheet masks on their face.
George thought this was just a hook up,Karl was being delusional and once again fell inlove with anyone who showed him even the slightest bit attention.

He didn't know it would lead to this.
Anyways,George noticed the car lights blink and that's when he knew it was his time to shine.
He got out his phone and went on Spotify.
He hacked into Quackitys Spotify because karl knew the login,and just started shuffling a bunch of generic pop songs to make karl see him as basic.

But ofcourse George somehow forgot that karl was the most loving person ever and just didn't care that Quackity had 'abcdefu' on his playlist.
Wich really annoyed George,so he knew what he was about to do.
He connected his Bluetooth to Quackitys car and started playing religious readings.
"Once you commit to premarital sex you will-"
"Oh my GOOOOOODDDDDDD"
He heard Karl loudly scream in frustration.

George jumped up and down as he laughed,so happy that he was ruining his best friends sex life.
George's Spotify disconnected when Quackity turned off the car.
George looked at the car,a few seconds later karl got out and slammed the door.
George looked confused.
He saw Karl frustratedly walk back to the entrance.

George went to his room door and opened it.
Preparing his snarky pose for when Karl came in.
About a minute later,he did.
Karl came inside and took off his jacket,not saying a word but George could hear his heavy breathing.
George:"what's wrong?"
Karl didn't answer,George didn't really catch on yet but he seemed stressed.
He took his shoes and started walking to his room,George followed him with a smirk.

George:"cmon Karl! I though you and Quackity were having sex tonight?"
He tormented behind him.
Karl went in his room and turned around.
Karl:"seriously,why don't you go fuck yourself."
He said before slamming the door in George face making him flinch.
He can't actually be mad,right?