Fucking pussy

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Disclaimer! I'm writing this chapter fucking angry because my fucking cousin is a piece of shit and I've never wanted to hit a child so badly in my life.

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"So, what's your answer Hawks?" Mirio put him right on the spot but he had no idea how good of a liar Hawks was. He basically has been working against this rumour by flirting with the girls since he got in there. How convenient.

Confidently he spreads his wings a little, covering the shoulders of the two ladies sitting left and right from him.

"I'm not into men, it's really amazing how absurd a rumor can get am I right?" He grins and gets heart eyes from the girls. A little flirting is not too bad, as long as I'm not serious about it. Plus I know how to keep my distance.

Hawks winked at Mirio for his brave question and leaned forward to spin the bottle, it stopped at a girl with bright red hair. "Hello little cherry, truth or dare?" He asked and scanned her face, she looked rather bored at the nickname and rolled her eyes. Oh, a feisty one?

"Dare, I'm not a pussy like you."

The class erupted in laughter and little snickers. "Well then, let me think of something for you to regret calling me a fucking pussy will ya?"

Mirio made a surprised face just like the rest of the class, it seemed like they just realized Hawks wasn't weary of his language like the other heros. He had a dirty mouth. They patiently waited until the blonde finally had an idea, "I want you to yell 'Fuck me daddy' at the next person who walks through that door."

Loud screams and hollering filled the room and the cherry girl turned as red as her hair.

"How can you say that, you're a hero!" a guy yelled while holding back his laughter and now Hawks started giggling too. He had a little too much fun. "Where's the fun in that, I'm just gonna say whatever I want."

For a few moments they looked at the door, when surprisingly it actually opened. Like the person had been summoned.

"You guys need to keep it down a little, you're too loud." Aizawa had just stepped one foot inside when the cherry girl almost fainted, her friends pushed her forward and a few people choked on laughing too hard. Barely anyone could keep it together as they watched cherry girl slowly approach Aizawa.

This is going to be the best day of my life.

Aizawa lifts an eyebrow upon watching the girl and now Hawks lost it too, he covered his mouth to not lose it and exchanged a few funny looks with the students, when it happened.

"Fuck-  FUCK ME DADDY." She yelled out and chaos ensued. The underground hero went pale, you could easily see his eye twitching.

Cherry girl ran past him and dissappeared into nowhere but still nobody seemed to calm down, when Aizawa noticed Hawks in between the students. With an angry look he walked into the room and grabbed the blonde by his wing. After a loud 'ouch' he was pulled onto his feet and some people finally started to be quiet.

"You're behind this, am I right? There's nothing but chaos wherever you go." Hawks was pulled out of the room, but not without giving a lot of high fives.

The underground hero pulled Hawks into the teachers office and basically threw him on a chair. Why does it feel like I'm being grounded? He thought and nervously smiled at All might and Present mic. The former hero just nods his head as a greeting.

"So you were behind this screaming and laughing, what did he do Aizawa?" Yamada turned in his office chair already expecting something questionable.

"The third years were playing truth or dare and Hawks made a student yell 'fuck me daddy' at me." well, now that he says it like this? Yamada was the only one who let out a cackle and All might just started massaging his head. "You're not even a student here, what made you think it was appropriate to play this game with them?" "Hey, I was invited okay? Just woke up in the nurse room, had an uncomfortable talk with Endeavor and why refuse when I could have some fun with the students here?"

Hawks held back chuckle and leaned back in his chair, shrugging his shoulders.

He was very close to get murdered by Aizawa when Toshinori chimed in, saying "Let him be, at least our third years had something to laugh about. Every laugh is important today."

That was true, Hawks was a lucky guy for All might to be present right now.

"Ugh fine, I'll let it go. You're so damn lucky Nezu isn't here." And with that Aizawa huffs and turns away to leave, not noticing the blonde jumping up and following him outside. He remembered something to talk about.

Hawks caught up to the underground hero making him sigh, "What is it now?"

"Where's Deku that tiny idiot, I'm gonna need to talk to him right now." His good mood shifted to something rather dark and Aizawa stopped in his tracks. "Go easy on him, Bakugou probably forced it out of him."

"So you've heard it too?"  "Everyone has heard it by now bud."

Great, and soon the whole country knows. How am I supposed to fight these accusations? "Good luck with that, I'm guessing you know where 1As classroom is." Aizawa gave him a pat on the back, showing him a little solidarity.

The underground hero would probably die on the spot if he was outed to the public like this, so he wanted to show some support to Hawks.

"Yeah, I know where. Thanks."

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Published 08.06.23/ 1000 words

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My goal is to write a passionate love story, paired with moments and conversations not necessarily important to the plot line. A lot of side fun and everything.

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