This will just be a silly story inspired by a TikTok audio from @wally._.va most of the storyline credits go to them.
I had a link to the TikTok but it didn't work anymore and I can't find it back in my saved or liked videos so I assume it's been been deleted.
Be warned this will contain swearing.
Word count: 529
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"Neighbor can you like stop ignoring me already I swear to god if you keep on ignoring me I'll throat punch you and throw you down the stairs and break your leg."
Opposite was in a bad mood today, he had gotten into a argument with Y/n and now they where giving him the silent treatment.
Nothing was or could be more infuriating than to be ignored like this!
The yellow puppet was now trying anything to get a reaction out of the human.
"Neighbor. Neighbor. NEIGHBOR look at me! Can you even hear me, am I invisible to you?!" He angrily shouted before going back to whining. "Neighbor...''
It was extremely amusing to Y/n, who purposely kept their mouth shut, suppressing a giggle. They knew damn well Opposite was only making empty threats.
If he dared anything you whoop his ass.
They could step on the little fruitcake with ease and fold him like a lawn chair.
"Neighbor can you please look at me... omg look at this freaking bitch.'' He huffed out in frustration, before an idea came to him. "I will take you to go get McDonald's if you talk to me-"
Those words immediately caught their attention, Y/n nearly began to drool at the thought of getting a free happy meal.
Opposite threw his hands up, on the one side he felt victorious for achieving his goal but annoyed at the reason why. It only took something as basic as food.
"Oh I knew it. I KNEW IT. I knew that would freaking get you, you fatass."
*Bombastic side eye, criminal offensive side eye*
"Excuse you. Nah-ah you did not just say that." They glared at him, starting to walk away.
"No wait I didn't mean it! No neighbor I swear I didn't mean it. No come back!" He panicked, rushing after them.
Y/n was chewing on their fries, twirling around a happy meal toy in their hands, satisfied with the dumb minion figure they got.
Opposite was sitting opposite of them (heh!) he was sulking and mindlessly poking at his cheese burger.
His wallet was crying out in pain as he had payed for the large entree of food in front of them. He had bought a lot from the menue just to make it up to them.
"Can we talk now?"
"Hm-mm maybe if you get me another McFlurry~"
The yellow puppet frowned, feeling the urge to snap the snap the plastic toy they held into two pieces.
The human saw that look and protectively held the minion figure closer. Giving it a lill kiss to piss off their company.
"At least give that stupid thing to me!"
"It's mine! I'll bite you if you try anything."
... Opposite didn't listen and got indeed his hand bitten by Y/n. He left the McDonald's trying to hide the fresh and deep bite marks on his hand.
Just another peaceful day in the neighborhood_
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