Wally Darling AU oneshots

Vines with the AU Wally's + Y/n

WANTED TO POST SOMETHING SILLY-

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Playful banter turning flirty

Opposite: "You should be addicted to shutting the hell up."

Y/n: "Haha you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid!"

Opposite: "And do what if I do~"

Y/n: *chokes on air and dies of a nosebleed*

Important things

Priest: "There are only three things in life that truly matter: religion, Y/n and my god." *immediately gets scolded by Home for not putting it first*

Emotions

Original: "Ever wanna talk about your emotions again?"

Rainbow: "No."

Grey: "I do!"

Original: "I know Grey-"

Grey: "I'm sad"

Original: "I know dude..."

BBG NO

Opposite: "Your ugly so don't you dare kiss me!"

Y/n: "...bruh."

Opposite: "I studied reverse psychology~"

Don't do drugs

Rainbow: "It's time to play 'who stole the drugs'"

Mob: "Was it me?"

Y/n: "Was it ME?"

Royal: "I think it's him..."

Lovesick: "HEHE PINK HEARTS EVERWHERE~"

Fans be like

Y/n: "How could someone be so adorable AND HOT AT THE SAME TIME!" *ferally shaking Original*

Naur-

Priest: "Is there anything better than pussy-"

Priest: "YES a really good book!" *throws the Bible in Y/n's face*

Don't let him cook

Opposite: "If there is one thing in this house I know how to do its how to cook!"

Y/n: "Alright what are you making, fire over there?"

Opposite: "OH MY GASH!" *tries using them as a shield for the fire*

He hears everything

Opposite: "Actor is sooo annoying-"

Actor: *pops up out of thin air* "I heard you were talking shit about me."

Dating advice?

Royal: "Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars."

Rainbow: "If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to look the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life."

Adele is ON

Y/n: "I can't help feeling... we could've had it-"

All AU Wally's: "AAAAAAAAAAA" *effectivly waking the whole neighborhood*

Blank space baby~

Y/n: "Oh my god! Look at that face!"

Grey: "If your feeling suicidal you've come to the right place!"

Confession

Y/n: "I love watching the waves-"

Lovesick: "I'm in love with you~" *tackles them down to make out*

Y/n: "AAHHH!"

Arriving late

Actor: "Sorry I'm late, I was doing... things."

Opposite: *slams door open* "He pushed me down the front stairs!"

Actor: "Push is such a strong word, I prefer giving you a little nudge~"

Opposite: "Oh I'll give you a little nudge when I shove my foot up ya-"

Red flag

Lovesick: "Don't tell your mother~"

Y/n: "Kiss one another?"

Lovesick: "DIE FOR EACHOTHER!"

DO YOUR CHORES

Y/n: "Did you wash the dishes?"

Opposite: "I thought you wanted to do that..."

Y/n: *eyes twitching* "HAhA You where wrong!"

Supportive

Royal: *giving Y/n a intense look* "You should start running..."

Royal: "FOR QUEEN/KING I'LL SUPPORT YOU NO MATTER WHAT ✨"

Fabulous like always

Actor: "When you and your friends take a picture then you look at it and your like 'I don't look great in this'-"

Actor: "What's that like~" *smiling at Opposite who's about to punch him*

Smol

Original: *siri on his phone starts talking* "Six easy ways to make yourself taller."

Y/n: "PFHAHAHA!"

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