Wally Darling AU oneshots

All AU Wally's 『 Puzzling morning 』

[𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲]

[𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬]

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[𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭]

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Y/n had found themselves exhausted after a long day of work. Life could just be incredibly draining at times. So, it wasn't unusual for them to crash into bed as soon as they got home, not bothering with pajamas or even taking off their shoes.

But the next day was different.

And not exactly in the best way.

As the morning sun streamed through the curtains, Y/n blinked awake, groggy and disoriented.

They squinted at the ceiling and immediately noticed something strange... their phone was hanging precariously from the light fixture, spinning gently in the air.

"What the...?" Y/n muttered, still feeling a bit out of it. They attempted to sit up, only to realize that one of their socks was missing and their other sock was on their hand with fake eyes on it like a hand puppet. "Oh, c'mon..."

Looking down, they saw their phone charger was wrapped around their neck like some sort of bizarre necklace. And to top it all off, their shoes were tucked into bed next to them, snuggled up under the blanket like they were also having a sleepover.

Bruh-

As much as they loved their shoes they didn't need them as company in the bed.

"Did I... sleepwalk? Or did I just completely lose my mind?" Y/n wondered aloud.

Just as they were about to untangle themselves from this ridiculous predicament, the door to their bedroom swung open, and a parade of puppets marched in.

"Good morning, dear neighbor!" Original chirped in his usual upbeat tone, his blue pompadour bobbing as he strolled into the room. He was closely followed by all the others minus one.

... all of whom seemed to have their own agendas for this early morning visit.

Original paused when he saw their disheveled state. "Oh, my apples, Y/n! What happened? You look like a painting that's fallen off the wall."

"Dumbass." Opposite scoffed in the background as he took in the room and the state of it with a hint of genuine concern quickly hidden by mockery. Giving the shoes in your bed a look of disgust.

Rainbow's eyes scanned the room, calculating as ever. "A true mess. Disorganization is a dangerous state of mind." He remarked, crossing his arms and giving Y/n a disapproving look.

Lovesick immediately rushed to their side, practically vibrating with concern. "Darling! Oh, my sweet, sweet darling! Are you okay? You look like you need a hug! Let me hold you!" He lunged at them, wrapping them in a bear hug that was way too tight for comfort.

The human blinked, trying to process the barrage of puppet voices and the lingering haze in their mind.

It was only just morning and you where already exhausted again.

They pried off the body that clung to them as they clawed at their neck to get the phone charger off so they could breath properly.

"Guys, I think something weird happened while I was asleep."

Mob squinted with his one good eye. "Weird how? Did someone mess with ya? If so, I'll deal with 'em. No one messes with my neigbor." He eyed up the room menacingly, giving the air a threatening vibe.

Priest clutched his robes, shaking his head in dismay. "Y/n, this is exactly why I keep telling you to lead a more righteous life. Clearly, your choices have led to this... disarray."

Royal stepped forward, holding up a hand to gently shush Priest. "Calm yourself. Perhaps our beloved simply had a rough night. Such an occurrence warrants sympathy, not condemnation." He then turned to them, offering a charming smile. "Wouldst you like a warm beverage to soothe the troubled soul? I can fetch you the finest tea in the land."

Yes please-

They smiled at the thought of a nice cup of tea with additional sweet with it.

Y/n reached out to grab breakfast that they kept in their nightstand, aka the withered half empty pack of cheapest chocolate chip cookies from the bodega.

But it was empty.

Then they noticed their glass of water right on top of the nightstand with dissolved cookie crumble remains floating around.

"My... my breakfast." They silently cried.

Y/n was to distressed to even notice Greyscale climb into the bed to cuddle up against them. But one of their hands subconsciously wrapped around him (thankfully not the hand with the sock puppet 💀)

Lovesick just wrapped himself into their bedsheets onto their bed as he couldn't get a extra hug he just took the next best thing and hurried his face into one of their pillows inhaling deeply.

Original was doing his best to tidy up the mess together with Opposite, suprisingly. But they soon argued over how to arrange the scattered stuff feeling like they both knew better what their neighbor liked.

Rainbow escaped the chaos by going downstairs to the kitchen to make coffee for himself and Royal joined him to prepare a nice blend of tea.

Y/n realized a little to late that they forgot to hide their steamy vampire fanfics last night after being too tired and now saw Priest expression falter as he had to be in he one to pick it up and look through it... looking rather traumatized.

"I'm confiscating this, this atrocity of a book. And we will have a talk about it, after you are decent again. Clean yourself up first."

That would be a eight hour lecture for you to stop reading immoral things and read the Bible instead-

His words where stern but they could see the a embarrassed tint of redness on his face as he had trouble keeping his composure before leaving the room quickly recover.

"Aw man, he's gonna put me through hell for that..."

Y/n just sighed deeply, but couldn't rest even now as their phone rang. The sound of a incoming call coming from the rotating phone on the ceiling.

They threw their shoe at it so it dropped down before quickly snatching it up.

It was Actor calling them, Y/n awkwardly picked up nervously plucking their hair as they suddenly remembered a appointment with a high maintenance brat.

"Y/n! How could you start your day without coming to see my latest performance?! You'd promised you come and watch. I had to improvise an entire scene because you weren't there to praise me!" His voice sounded offended and slighty hurt.

He crossed his arms on the other side of the line, looking more offended.

"Sorry, Actor." Y/n replied, tired but apologetic. "I was a little busy being hungover without actually drinking. I woke up in chaos and forgor."

"You what..."

"Forgor- I gotta hang up now! Byeeeeee!"

Y/n put the phone in silence mode before dropping it on the carpet, exhausting kicking back in so they just focused more on snuggling with Grey on the bed and soon Lovesick was back all over them too.

Well at least this day wouldn't get any weirder. Hopefully.

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( •͈ᴗ•͈)◞ 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠
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