Wally Darling AU oneshots

Incorrect quotes with the AU Wally's + Y/n

TAKE THIS SILLYNESS

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Flight attendant: "Before landing, make sure all small things are secure."

Royal: *holding Original close to them* "Do you feel safe beside me?"

Original: "I appreciated the concern but we are literally almost the same height."

Y/n: "Imagine that someone gives you a box with something in it that you lost during your life."

Lovesick: "Wow! My mental stability, where did you find it?"

Grey: "My colors! And happiness that I lost alongside it?"

Rainbow: "I knew I left my sanity somewhere."

Y/n: "..."

Lovesick: "Future lover say what-"

Y/n: "What?"

Lovesick: *stimming with joy*

Actor: "How do you politely tell someone you want to hit them in the face with a brick?"

Priest: "One wishes to acquaint your facial features in a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly."

Actor: *shedding a tear* "That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard..."

Mob: "He died of natural causes."

Priest: "You pushed him of a roof-"

Mob: "Gravity is natural."

Royal: "How long are we going to stand here and let him keep doing that?"

Y/n: "Just give him a minute."

Opposite: *pushing a door that clearly says pull*

Y/n: "Is something burning?"

Lovesick: *leaning seductively on the counter* "Just my desire for you~"

Y/n: "The toaster is litterally on fire."

Mob: *spins around in chair ominously* "I've been expecting y—"

Mob: *chair continues spinning* "Damn-*

Mob: *tries to stop spinning* "DAMN!"

Mob: *tries to grab onto something to stop spinning*  "AAAHH!"

Mob: *falls out of chair*

Opposite: "I only feel one emotion and that is anger."

Y/n: "You drunk texted everyone of us a thousand heart emoji's."

Opposite: "Out of anger."

Original: "You need a hobby."

Lovesick: "I already have a hobby~"

Original: "How many times do I have to tell you stalking Y/n is not a hobby."

Y/n: "Do we have any orange juice left?"

Actor: *pours the remaining juice into his cup*

Actor: *takes a large loud sip* "Sorry we are all out."

Rainbow: *locks Opposite in the car* "Act like a child, get treated like a child."

Opposite: "What the hell! Isn't it even illegal to leave a child locked in a car?"

Priest: "Without ugly, there be no beauty in this world."

Actor: "Thank you for your sacrifice Opposite."

Opposite: "SCREW YOU-"

Y/n: "You need to react when people cry."

Rainbow: "I did, I rolled my eyes."

Priest: "The real treasure was the the memories we made along the way."

Opposite: "I almost died..."

Priest: "That was my fondest one, you would've been a nice sacrifice for Home."

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