I'm eating up the skits and content from TonyTalks on Youtube.
So here some of his scenes played out by some of the AU Wally's + Y/n.
Sorry if this doesn't make sense, it did in my head. M'KAY POOKIES. 🥰🥰
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Rainbow: "I wanted to be a scientist. And guess what I grew up to be."
Y/n: "A scientist?"
Rainbow: "No. Depressed."
Y/n: "You wear that occupation very well."
Opposite: "So how's the job going?"
Actor: "Career."
Opposite: "Sure..."
Actor: "Dont apologize."
Opposite: *scowling* "I didn't."
Actor: *in condescending mood* "It's perfectly fine not to know what a career is."
Opposite: "I know exactly what that is."
Actor: "One day you'll be motivated enough to find one."
Opposite: *pushes him outside of his house* "Well this was fun. Loved catching up with you."
Actor: *strots away* "This was super fun and you'll never catch up to me."
Lovesick: "Heyyy~"
Y/n: "Oh my god it's been forever since I saw you."
Lovesick: "Yes. Give me a hug."
Y/n: "Absolutely not. You where sick the last time I saw you. Uh-uh. Back up. Six feet. Thank youuuu."
Actor: "It's draining to be around you."
Opposite: "That's crazy, you never talked about yourself this much."
OG: *looks up angrily from 3 ft height* "Exuse me! Are you my neighbors side piece?"
Reboot: "Oh heavens no-"
OG: "I'm sorry about all that agression, you look like somebody that was in my neighbors phone."
Reboot: "I'm neighbors full entree. How can I help you."
OG: "You can help me, by not talking to MY neighbor."
Reboot: "Well then I guess I can't help you. You continue to have a great day though. M'kay~"
OG: "Settling for second place. Got it."
Reboot: "Took your neighbor in a second. Got it."
OG: "Jealous of everything I have. Got it."
Reboot: "What you had was with me last night."
*then they both started fighting*
Priest: "Is rude a skill you have on your résumé?"
Opposite: "Yes. Right next to disrespectful."
Y/n: "Exuse me sir."
Actor: *talks to his phone* "Hold on-"
Actor: *giving a judgy look* "I work hard for my money, I have nothing to offer you. Not even a autograph."
Y/n: "Oh no! I'm not homeless-"
Actor: "Okay thank goodness! I wasn't really on the phone."
Y/n: "EXUSE ME."
Actor: "Yeah yeah, when I'm uncomfortable, I pull out the phone and no one bothers me.
Y/n: "I was wondering if you could show me the way to the Welcome Home studio."
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...
Actor: *back to talking loudly to his phone* "Hello Barnaby! Hi! Yes! How are you?"
Y/n: "SIR."
Actor: "Sorry, I'm on the phone."
Y/n: "No you're not. Sir please, I recognize you as a the star for the company, just give me directions."
Actor: *still pretend talks on his phone* "You outside?"
Actor: *hurriedly walks away without looking back* "Hello? Helloooooo-"
And since that tragic day Actor still pretends like he's on the phone.
He totally ignored Y/n when they arrived late on set for their job interview getting scolded by the manager.
Yandere: "You know I'm not a fan of Butcher"
Lovesick: "Me neither. He smells like a rotting corpse"
Yandere: "Rightttt!"
Lovesick: "At this point I'm disgusted."
Yandere: "At this point I'm dissatisfied."
Lovesick: "At this point-"
Yandere: *abruptly cuts him off* "You know what! I'm gonna go tell him about himself."
Lovesick: "Oh no! He's kind of tough..."
Yandere: "And my mouth is tougher. Ask your neighbor."
Lovesick: "BUT YET WE ARE STILL FRIENDS- Got it."
Yandere: *seeking out Butcher*
Yandere: "Hey Butcher just to let you know, I don't like you, I hate your existence and your the reason peppermints where invented."
Butcher: *resorts to violence*
Yandere: *offended* "Did you just stab me...?!"
Yandere: *walks back bruised and humbled*
Lovesick: "Did you tell him about..."
Yandere: *awkwardly fumbles with his now now messy pompadour and slized clothes.* "No... he wasn't trying to hear that at the moment."
Rainbow: "All this talk is crazy. Where's my baby. Where's my baby? Where's my baby? I saw her like three seconds ago."
Rainbow: "Parent of the year, I'll take that. That's a fake title, yes I made that." *holds his 1# Dad cup*
Rainbow: "Where's my daughter? Her name is Ophelia. I'm a divorced father so I can't call her motherrrrr."
Rainbow: "The role of a good father is to know what's right. I guess I lost that title cause my baby's out of sight..."
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