Wally Darling AU oneshots

Butcher Wally『 Stupid decision 』

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Word count: 745

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"Talk about a dumb main character, they say god doesn't make mistakes but these people clearly are ones."

Y/n was slouched on their couch, throwing their tv remote at the screen as it showed yet another infuriating horror movie chase scene.

Why did they all have to accidentally trip and sprain their ankle while running away in the woods from a killer or forget to charge their phone and it dies at the exact moment they need to call for help.

"I would would never do the dumb shit they do."

"Oh really~ I wouldn't be too sure about that."

Their roommate joined in, clearly not believing them.

"Obviously I wouldn't go to some abandoned location to check out some rumors about a murder or ghost and end up dead."

"What if I give you two hundred dollars to visit the rundown butcher shop in the middle of the woods."

Their roommate knew they where a desperate broke hoe and would accept it for the cash.

"My life is worth more than that."

"Huh? I honestly expected you to take me up on my offer-"

They couldn't even finish their sentence before Y/n leaned closer to her with a lip bite (after checking their empty and sad looking wallet).

"Make it 500 dollars."

The shop's windows were shattered, and it's sign hung precariously by a single rusted chain. The phones flashlight barely illuminated the decaying wooden floors as they cautiously entered

Something just compelled you to investigate the dreaded butcher shop.

Call it human nature to be stupid afterall and greed for money.

The moment they stepped inside, an unsettling chill enveloped them. The air was thick with a metallic scent, a mixture of old blood and decay. Shelves upon shelves of rotten meat lined the walls, accompanied by jars containing disturbingly pickled specimens.

"Ew. Why do I get flashbacks of biology lessons."

Despite the eerie surroundings, they pressed on, their roommate wanted them to take pictures of all the rooms out of morbid curiosity. Descending a narrow staircase that led to the basement, where the rumors suggested the darkest secrets resided.

In the dimly lit cellar, they discovered a gruesome sight. Chains dangled from the ceiling, and bloodstains adorned the floor.

Y/n's phone beeped indicating it needed to be charged soon or it would die... meaning they could say bye bye to their flashlight mode and only light source.

After a few seconds of eerie silence there was a whisper in the shadows—a voice that called their name with a sinister, almost mocking tone.

"Hello there little lamb~"

"Hell no. Absolutely not-"

They quickly turned around to dash away.

Butcher yanked them back by their arm, throwing them into a wall. Y/n fell to the ground, holding their now bleeding head with pain.

They stared at him, going over his raggedy appearance.

"Never have I fallen this hard for someone before... literally."

"That almost sounded like flirting, but you wouldn't right~ Although I like to play with my food I am quite hungry and I want nothing more than to slize you up."

Butcher looked at them menacingly, he actually planned on hunting some deer but a lost sheep had seemed to find it's way into his shop.

Y/n's brain was working over hours to think of the convincing lie to get away from the creepy homeless looking man who seemed to have escaped his psychic ward.

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"I just want you to know I suffer from a bad sickness. The plague. It's very contagious and will most certainly die if you consume my flesh."

The way the human expressed their words was very melodramatic. Acting as if they where in a constant state of suffering and (fake) genuine concern for his well-being.

"I can't let you do this, even I'm the definition of a snack I shan't let you throw away your life by catching my illness."

"Oh so then what am I supposed to feed off? I think I can stomach a bit of sickness."

Butcher looked agitated, ashe weighted off his hunger compared to getting the plague.

Y/n immediately shook their head, crossing their arms in a x position before their chest.

"NO! I mean- noooooo. If your really hungry, I have a roommate waiting in the car for me who's just as much a snack as I (after forcing her to wait for you outside and plan your funeral in case you didn't make it back in a hour)."

Oh wait girly hadn't paid you beforehand... there goes your money.

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