UN: Hi, Russia!
Russia: What?
UN: So you know how you said you hate Ame?
Russia: Да...
UN: Didn't Belarus say you had a crush on him?
Russia: Блять... He is the enemy of glorious Russia, but when I was a child, I saw him a lot in my папа's meetings and I thought he was cool and powerful and brave and... you get the point. A young Russia looked up to him: an adult Russia looks down on him. Simple.
UN: ...You mean you think that he's morally beneath you or that he's shorter than you?
Russia: Both- Anyway, my siblings said he was my 'crush' when I was a child... And maybe he was... but not any more...
UN: But you like China still?
Russia: ...НЕТ!
Belarus: Liar-
Russia: QUIET, BELARUS! I'M NOT GAY!
Belarus: I know. You're bi-
Russia: YOU'RE GROUNDED!
Belarus: I'm an adult...
UN: Welcome to the club-
China: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that...
Russia: Please do-
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FanfictionHello! Welcome to 'Ask The Countryhumans'! The nations are all here and willing to answer any questions you have for them (not that they have a choice, I locked them in the UN Headquarters soo-)! Have fun! -United Nations :D (Cover art isn't mine!)
