UN: Good morning, Russia.
Russia: It's a horrible morning.
UN: ...I have a question for you...
Russia: Go ahead.
UN: Who do you hate the most?
Russia: Hard question... Ukraine and Georgia I don't like. Afghanistan is not my favourite person either...
But America... America I truly hate. He was my papa's enemy and is mine still. He is my greatest enemy too, and goes to great lengths to harm glorious Россия!
I also despise NATO... he exists purely to cause my downfall... We will always live in hatred.
UN: You could be friends one day...
Russia: We will find peace when one of us dies.
UN: That's dark...
Russia: It's true. And bye.
UN: Bye...?
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FanficHello! Welcome to 'Ask The Countryhumans'! The nations are all here and willing to answer any questions you have for them (not that they have a choice, I locked them in the UN Headquarters soo-)! Have fun! -United Nations :D (Cover art isn't mine!)
