UN: This is going to be... interesting...
NATO: Good luck-
UN: R-Russia?
Russia: Привіт...
UN: I have a question for you...
Russia: ...Fine, what is it?
UN: Why do you want to invade Ukraine?
Russia: BECAUSE SHE STOLE CRIMEA FROM ME AND SHE ALIGNS WITH THE WEST-
UN: Only since the war-
Russia: SHE HAS ALWAYS HATED ME, SHE'S PRO-LGBTQ+
UN: That's a great thing, though-
Russia: AND SHE'S A N*ZI!
UN: RUSSIA, DON'T YOU DARE MAKE AWFUL, DISGUSTING STATEMENTS LIKE THAT! THE WAR IS UNJUSTIFIED! HOW DARE YOU HARM SO MANY INNOCENT PEOPLE! HOW DARE YOU SPEAD SUCH HORRIBLE PROPAGANDA-
Russia: YOU HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED BY THE WEST TOO! I WILL BE VICTORIOUS!
UN: IF I SEE YOU OUTSIDE OF YOUR COUNTRY AGAIN, YOU WILL BE ARRESTED! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
Russia: FINE! I'M LEAVING!
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Ukraine: ...HE'S INSANE!
UN: Are you alright?
Ukraine: It's not been easy... but I think I can pull through...
NATO: He's already getting desperate... You have the entire world on your side. Don't ever forget that...
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FanfictionHello! Welcome to 'Ask The Countryhumans'! The nations are all here and willing to answer any questions you have for them (not that they have a choice, I locked them in the UN Headquarters soo-)! Have fun! -United Nations :D (Cover art isn't mine!)
