[TW: WW2 nations... There won't be any discussion of the events of WW2, though]
UN: Alright, I'll need help with this one... I'll teleport him, you tie him down...
T.R: *appears* I'M ALIVE?!
NATO: GRAB HIM!
*NATO, EU and FBI tie him to the nearest chair*
T.R: *points at EU* ...Why do you look like Deutschland?
EU: I'm his daughter...
T.R: I HAVE A GRANDCHILD?! ...WHO'S YOUR MOTHER?!
EU: Why?
T.R: TELL ME!
EU: ...France-
T.R: NEIN! HER AND DEUTSCHLAND? DATING?! I'LL KILL HER!
UN: SHUT UP! We have a question for you...
T.R: ...What?
UN: What do you think of USA, Canada, Australia and New Zealand?
T.R: Stupid question. THEY ARE THE ENEMY! USA is a mighty superpower and I respect that, but he is dillusional... Australia and New Zealand are practically the same: determined, stupidly so, and too loyal to UK as I remember. They are weaker than their siblings, however...
UN: And Canada?
T.R: DON'T SAY THAT NAME!
UN: Wha-
T.R: HE PRETENDS TO BE SWEET AND INNOCENT, BUT HE'S RUTHLESS! HE CAN KILL MERCILESSLY! HE'S NEVER LOST A WAR... *shaking uncontrollably* HE'S THE DEVIL...
UN: The devil? Canada?
T.R: DON'T SAY HIS NAME!
NATO: He's not Voldemort...
T.R: Who?
EU: You're old-
UN: Let's send him back to Hell...
T.R: NEIN! NOT YE-
UN: *teleports him away* I'm glad he's gone...
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Ask The Countryhumans!
FanfictionHello! Welcome to 'Ask The Countryhumans'! The nations are all here and willing to answer any questions you have for them (not that they have a choice, I locked them in the UN Headquarters soo-)! Have fun! -United Nations :D (Cover art isn't mine!)
