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Hatchetfield Chatfic Thing Yay

Wiggog Y'Wrath added Bliklotep, Nibblenephim, Pokotho, T'noy Karaxis, and Webby to a new chat. Wiggog Y'Wrath changed his nickname to Wiggly, changed Bliklotep's nickname to Blinky, changed Nibblenephim's nickname to Nibbly, changed Pokotho's nickname to Pokey, and changed T'noy Karaxis's nickname to Tinky.

Wiggly: Everyone add people you've been tormenting!!

Webby: I hate you guys.

Pokey added Ken Davidson, Charlotte Sweetly, Emma Perkins, Henry Hidgens, Paul Matthews, Nora, Dan Reynolds, and Donna Daggit. Tinky added Theodore Spankoffski, Peter Spankoffski, Stephanie Lauter, Richard Lipschitz, and Bailey. Blinky added William Woodward, Alice Woodward, Solomon Lauter, Grace Chastity, and Ruth Fleming. Nibbly added Zoey Chambers, Sam Sweetly, Linda Monroe, Gerald Monroe, and Maxwell Jägerman. Webby added Hannah Foster, Alexandra Foster, Miss Holloway, and Douglas Keane. Wiggly added Barry Swift, John Macnamara, Wilbur Cross, Tom Houston, Tim Houston, Ethan Green, Rebecca Barnes, and Gary Goldstein.

Theodore Spankoffski: How the fuck did you even get my number?

Tinky: Shhhhhhh...

All these people with full names changed their names to their recognizable names because I'm too lazy to do that and I just wanted to write all their full names hahaha.

Gary: higarygoldsteinattorneyatlaw do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior wiggly?????

MIAH: I don't have any minutes currently, but maybe if you were to tell me about yourself instead...

Ted: get a fucking room lovebirds

Pete: did you get broken up with again?

Ted: >:(

Pete: I see.

Nora: anyone want free coffee? we're having a sale here at beanies!

Paul: do I have to sing?

Zoey: HEYYYYY MISTER BUSINESSSSSS HOW DO YA DOOOOO

Emma: I hate my job.

Zoey: CANNNN WEEEE GETTTT A TRIPLE FOR YOUUUUUU

Emma: I'm like two seconds away from quitting btw

General MacNamara: That's horrible! If you need a new job, however, I have just the thing for you! P.E.I.P.! (We call it PEIP!)

Steph: who is this guy and why does he text like an infomercial

Paul: OH MY GOD GENERALLLL!!!!!

Uncle Wiley: fuck you john

General MacNamara: WILL????

Uncle Wiley: I'd say in the flesh, but we're texting. (also I no longer have flesh)

Paul: haha what😃😃😃

Wiggly: things work differently here in the black and white. he didn't need it anymore.

Professor Hidgens: Good evening, what exactly is this shit? From, Prof. Hidgens.

Grace: LANGUAGE!!! YOU'RE GONNA GO TO HECK!!!!!!!!!

Emma: professor when did you even get a phone

Pokey: oh, I gave him one. it's not possessed or anything, don't worry 🙂

Miss Holloway: WAIT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Duke: what's wrong?

Miss Holloway: WILL?? AND THE LORDS????????? i hate this chat

Sam: hey bitches, any of y'all know anything about that missing person report?

Steph: the what 😃😃😃