npmd headcanons but they only make sense to me

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peter has chronic pain and mobility issues from breaking his leg at abstinence camp (he was trying to break the shovel over his knee/thigh, meaning he may have broken his femur, which is crucial to one's ability to stand and walk and can cause chronic pain if not immediately treated. it's also the most difficult bone to break, so nice job, pete!)

richie gets chronic nosebleeds whenever the weather changes

ruth keeps clove oil on her 24/7 even though she hates the taste bc sometimes her jaw just Hurts™

richie used to paint his nails until max made fun of him for it. once max was gone steph painted his nails and he definitely did not cry

steph is the only person who is allowed to touch peter's hair. peter is also the only person allowed to touch steph's hair

none of the nerdy prudes can cook or bake but all of them get way too invested in cooking and baking competition shows (chopped, iron chef, any of the holiday baking shows, etc) (it may or may not have been the first time richie ever heard grace swear)

grace and pete are not allowed to play kahoot in the same room. it will end in a fight

richie gets really embarrassed and angry about having meltdowns no matter how many times the others have comforted about it

ruth, richie and steph are in an eternal loop of gender envy from each other. ruth wants richie's gender, richie wants steph's gender, steph sometimes wants ruth's gender

grace is the only one who tolerates overhead lights

ruth is afraid of dogs but she's slowly working on it

richie wears shorts 24/7, and the only time peter ever wore shorts was while his leg was broken bc pants wouldn't fit over the cast

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