A/N: Im sick so I'll just be posting incorrect quotes for the next few days and they'll be short because i have no motivation srry
Daniel: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE!
Daniel: HANNAH IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW!
Daniel: GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T !
Daniel: I didn't even realize how sarcastic I was being. It's starting to become a problem, I think.
Daniel: I'm never donating blood ever again.
Daniel: The second you walk through the door, it's just one invasive question after another!
Daniel: 'Where did you get it?' 'Why is it in a bucket?' I mean, do you want it or not?
Daniel, on the phone: So no head?
Daniel: *Throws phone and breaks skateboard*
Daniel: If it's any consolation, they got me here on a very misleading text message.
Hannah: Technically, you are about to be screwed in the biology room.
Daniel: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Hannah: This is a lie.
Hannah: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.
Hannah: HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
Daniel: Fight me!
Hannah: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*
Hannah: Fight me for the rest of our lives.
Daniel walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Hannah, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.
Hannah, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)
Daniel: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!
Hannah: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?
Daniel: I don't know, surprise me!
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Hatchetfield.
Fanfictionjust plain stories set in Hatchetfield...but what really lies underneath?. (NIGHTMARE TIME, BLACK FRIDAY, NPMD, TGWDLM and some TTO if I'm bored.)
