Hatchetfield.

How T'Noy Karaxis Stole Christmas

Tinky ushered all his brothers in front of the Pandora's cube, Pokotho eagerly waiting the three just as T'noy was. They were currently awaiting in their true forms, the smaller goat clopping his hooves together in anticipation. He quickly transformed, making himself a more humanoid man, a wide grin on his face.

"Brothers! You might be wondering why I gathered you all here-" He began extravagantly, face dropping when Nibbly cut in,

"Nah, not really." They replied, following and becoming humanoid, placing her lollipop back in her mouth. Tinky huffed. He hated being overlooked by his brothers on a good day, but he had something to show them this time! He pushed on,

"Well, for the other two that were wondering-" Once again, he was cut off, this time by Blinky,

"None of us were wondering. I knew what you were doing ages ago, I just don't care-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME SPEAK YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF EXCREMENT." Tinky screeched, scowling up at Blinky for a moment or two before returning to his presentation,

"Now, as I was saying, in the spirit of the silly holiday the mortals call... Christmas, I, with the assistance of Pokey," Pokey took a quick bow, smirking, "-will be doing a production of one of their most famous Christmas plays," He did a quick spin, suddenly dressed in a santa hat and a red cloak, "How The Grinch Stole Christmas!" He did a pose, garnering applause from the only person who gave a shit about the performance, Pokey, who now also did a spin,

"I will be doing the narration for this tale, guiding you all through Hatchetfield as the Grinch reigns his terror upon them!" He spoke extravagantly, transforming into his humanoid form, which donned a black Santa hat, along with a winter scarf and a Christmas jumper which read, "Deck The Halls With Guts Of Pauly", a boring business man decorated along the front of the jumper. Blinky winced,

"Cringe, now I wish I couldn't see." He commented. Pokey scowled, ready to reply, when Wiggly spoke up,

"I must say this all seems a bit... much," Tinky's face fell, his bottom lip jutting out and his eyes going wide and wet. Wiggly quickly continued, not wanting to deal with him, "But, as an avid lover of the holiday season for all the greed and wrath it incites, I am... intrigued. So, I suppose we will entertain your performance, Tinky." Quickly, the goat's mood flipped, a wide grin spreading across his face and a whooping laughing escaping his throat,

"You won't regret it, bro!" Quickly, he pulled out his Bastard's Box, placing it on the table and urging his brothers forward. They all placed a hand on the cube, as they were transported through time and space.

When they arrived, Wiggly shifted into his humanoid form, watching Tinky expectantly. They were stood in the Hatchetfield Witchwoods, pristine snow covering each tree and each blade of grass. The Lords in Black sneered at the pristine white - well, most of them. Nibbly opted to snack on some of it instead - but waited for Tinky and Pokey to begin their show.

As Tinky skittered away into the forest, Pokey pulled an extravagant looking book out of seemingly nowhere. It was bound in sleek, brown leather, with painted gold corners and a holographic title, reading, 'How The Grinch Stole Christmas'. Beneath it was a caricature of T'noy Karaxis, wearing a Santa hat and suit, a large bag in hand, looming over Hatchetfield as the residents ran from the fire and destruction. An intriguing read, definitely. Opening the leather-bound tome, Pokey began,

"Every mortal down in Hatchetfield liked Christmas a lot," He gestured to the town behind him, decorated for the Christmas season. Lights hung on every house, a large Christmas tree was in town square, hung with various ornaments such as Nighthawks and candy canes, even the homeless guy from downtown had adopted an elf hat as he begged for change.