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Nerdy Prudes Must... Thirst? An Exclusive Interview with Stephanie Lauter, Peter Spankoffski, and Grace Chasity.

Ever since the movie came out, every cast member had been bombarded with interviews. Today is no different.The trio of Steph, Grace, and Pete have all been called to Buzzfeed, in order to conduct a small interview. Little did they know, they'd be reading some... odd questions.

The three of them sat down on the table with a bowl in the middle, dozens of folded paper slips scattered around. Grace and Steph continued to argue about their socials and who has the better profile picture, (both arguing for the other) as Pete watched and argued about it his own profile picture.

They had been explaining how the format will work, and if any of then need anything, just wave their hand a couple of times during the shoot.

"Are you three ready?" The director asked, causing all three of them to snap their heads up and laughed a little bit, Grace giving them a thumbs up.

"Ready? And, action!"

"Hello, I'm Grace Chasity," "I'm Peter Spankoffski," "And I'm Stephanie Lauter. And today, I suppose, we will be reading thirst tweets."

All three of them began laughing at the last part as they stared at each other and into the camera, Pete deciding to grab the first tweet.

As he stared at the paper, he quickly handed it to Grace. "Oh my god- read that aloud, Chasity." She wondered what it could be, and her eyes widened at the prompt.

'angela giarratana jst give me one chance please please ill be a willing sacrifice'

Grace's mouth dropped, Pete still laughing at the tweet and Steph simply smiling, saying quickly after, "I definitely ghostwrote that with Max discussing our love for Angela in character." Steph and Pete laughed together, each one grabbing a slip of paper and reading it, while Grace remained in her state of shock.

Steph read aloud, 'Mariah Rose Faith Casillas. And Steph Lauter in general. That's it.'

Pete laughed a lot as Grace started to point frantically right at Steph. "Ok, it Angela ever had a Twitter- it would be that." Grace wittily remarked as Pete read his tweet.

'my type can be easily remarked w the three mcs from npmd. angela, who is "feral and cute guinea pig in a body." mariah, who is "hot and ambigiously straight(??)" and joey, who is "a poor sopping wet cat of a human, a bbg."' Pete stared at the paper with intense confusion and Steph kept on howling with laughter.

Grace quickly remarked, "Dang, people really like us. Like- a lot!" Steph leaned on Grace's shoulder, grinning. "Hell fuckin' yeah, Chasity! You're the feral guinea pig, I am absolutely not straight, and Pete's just a sopping wet cat." Pete was laughing through his sentence, saying, "Steph- you can't just call me a sopping wet cat."

The rest of the interview went just like this, the group laughing their asses off as the sound team tried to not have their mics and eardrums fried. As Steph, Grace, and Pete left the set, they all went to Pete's car, carpooling together.

Before the two girls could even reach the car, Pete quickly opened the backseat, leaning his whole body on the front passenger door. Steph groaned loudly, Grace following with her annoyance. "Spankoffski, c'mon! We fought over it once." Pete rubbed his forehead with his pointer and thumb saying, "Yeah, once turned into a 5 fucking month long argument between you two. Get in the back."

Grace got in first, Steph following after as Pete heads into the drivers seat and reverses out of the office. Over the course of filming the movie and doing interviews, "Hatchetfield's Worst" had been getting along contrary to their characters.

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