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Hatchetfield Headcanons

where are all the 'paul adopts every kid in hatchetfield' headcanons

i need more of that bc its fucking hilarious so if anyone can point me to them or any fics that have paul adopting every kid in sight whether he knows it or not, much thanks

Next one is gonna sound weird lmao

Gotta start off with the queen p herself,

Grace Chasity

Even tho she's an only child, she's a great babysitter so I think she's a very silly & playful ler

That said, she's absolutely the kind of annoying preppy kid who's way too friendly & thinks you're close when you're like, acquaintances at best & will try to tickle you randomly

Steph has actually punched her because she expected it to be Max or another bully. She said she was sorry even tho she wasn't really that sorry lmao

She thinks that tickling is a wholesome enough activity to allow her peers to engage in it (yes, ALLOW them)

She prefers to give out quick pokes or squeezes rather than outright tickling unless she considers you a close friend

She prefers to be more on the giving end for some particular reason (power trip)

She's pretty moderately ticklish in all the usual spots, probably a solid 6 out of 10 in total

She associates it with family bonding & her parents tickled her a lot as a kid, so it reminds her of a happy time in her life

Her worst spots are her tummy, neck & feet

Ruth

This poor touch starved baby is so lee you have no idea

She's definitely more lee than ler mostly because she's too shy to initiate anything herself

The only ones that are exempt are Peter & Richie because she's gotta find some way to assert dominance in their group

Her favorite target is Richie because it's the easiest way to win their playful arguments

The only place that's off limits are her underarms. She's way too self conscious to let anyone try to tickle her there & she's afraid it would hurt because of the blisters, but she's ticklish in plenty other places so she's still easily wreckable

She's absolutely part of this community are you kidding? She has a blog & writes fics & everything. She daydreams about her friends tickling her & cuddling her but she could never bring herself to tell them that she likes it

They know tho, she tries to entice them by stretching a lot & being sassy & it works most of the time. She also never tells them to stop either

Her most ticklish spots are her neck/ears, ribs & back

She gets so excited but also so NERVOUS if she thinks you're about to tickle her, it's the cutest thing ever. She stutters a lot & backs up & when she finally tries to make a run for it, she kinda just goes back & forth because she doesn't know the best escape route & gets caught so easily

Has a really sweet, high pitched giggle that she thinks is embarrassing & she covers her face whenever she's tickled

She has to work herself up to tickle someone, even if she's getting revenge

Her first instinct when tickled is to curl up & hide

She gets really flustered when asked if she's ticklish & it's obvious that she is even when she insists she "really isn't guys!"