Hatchetfield.

Kiss from god.

A/N: Crack ship ahhahahahahah

Ted sat on his sofa, his arms loosely hanging around Tinky's waist. The eldritch god sat on his lap, kissing him over and over, and cupping his face in his hands. Ted just lazily kissed back, perfectly happy just sitting there, with Tinky in his arms.

He wasn't sure how, exactly, this happened, but he wasn't complaining. Ted remembered it had started at Beanies, and then it spiralled from there. Well, not spiralled exactly, more like the day had repeated. Over. And over.

Tinky made sure that Ted remembered the previous loops, with the goat asking him more questions, and Ted slowly opening up. He wasn't sure how many loops it had been now, but it's not like Ted was getting any older! (Not physically, at least)

He started to accept Tinky's advances, and then he found out the other was an ancient eldritch god from Hell, and that somehow made Ted more attracted to Tinky (can you blame him?)

It's not like Ted loved Tinky, he actually wasn't sure what his feelings towards the god was, but it definitely made him want to kiss the yellow fuck. And also... Other things...

Tinky definitely loved Ted, but, it was like how a child loved a toy, slightly possessive, but also thinking of new and upsetting ways to torture him. The goat was also obsessive, asking Ted about anything and everything, wanting to know every little detail, every slight change in emotion, everything he'd done differently that loop.

Tinky said that one day, he'd let Ted go, but Ted wasn't sure if he wanted that anymore. (he ignored how Tinky's box glowed when he thought that)

The god's kisses started trailing down, snapping Ted back to reality, he hummed in pleasure, his thoughts trailing back to his and Tinky's relationship.

Would Ted consider Tinky his boyfriend? No, he wouldn't. Would Tinky consider Ted his boyfriend? Yes, very much so, seeing as how he had proclaimed it to everyone in Hatchetfield in one loop. Ted wouldn't be surprised if he had also told the other Lord's in Black.

They were both safe to do whatever they wanted, Pete had been at his girlfriend's house that day, and now he was at his girlfriend's house everyday. Well, they weren't totally safe, Tinky's brothers sometimes popped in. That had resulted in one very embarrassing encounter, but Ted was pretty sure Wiggly forcefully scrubbed what he had seen from his mind.

Sometimes, on a rare occasion, Ted would see the other timelines, the timelines where Tinky's brothers wreaked havoc on Hatchetfield. The timelines where Pokey would infect the small town with a musical virus, or where Wiggly would be "born" and worshipped by Linda Monroe (of all people). One time, Ted swore he saw himself getting... Tortured, but Tinky had woken him up almost instantly from that particular vision.

Tinky entwined his fingers with Ted's, stroking his knuckles lovingly, a kiss being planted on his nose. The god before him then giggled, and started kissing him all over his face. Both his hands, including the one tangled in Ted's own, came up to his face to hold it. He would giggle between kisses, a slightly manic look in his eyes, but Ted didn't question it.

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Before long, Teddy had fallen asleep against Tinky, his face tucked into the god's neck, said god absentmindedly playing with the Spankoffski's hair.

Tinky was quite a fan of the soft pseudo- relationship he had going on in this timeline, he wasn't planning to let this Spankoffski go anytime soon.

And, according to his toybox, Teddy Bear didn't want to go either, and if he ever did, Tinky had ways to make him forget all about that.

The loops were a lot more spaced out than this Spankoffski realised, Tinky mostly came here when he got tired of his usual antics of "playing" with whichever Teddy interested him that day. A side effect of being near T'noy Karaxis for so long was the visions. Thankfully, Teddies visions were mostly of his brother's timelines, but, the one time Teddy Bear had seen one of Tinky's timelines made the god paranoid. He could just erase Teddy Bear's memories, but that was just such a hassle!

Tinky rested his head on Teddy Bear's, let's not think about such nasty things right now. Now, was the time for Spankoffski to sleep, and for Tinky to play with his toys.