Hazbin Hotel Headcanons and Randomness

Charlie X Vaggie X Female Reader

(A.N.: For the sake of these headcanons, you're in a poly relationship with Charlie and Vaggie. These are VERY NSFW, and include bondage, degradation, monsterfucking and BDSM. You have been warned)

-You first met when Alastor recruited you for the hotel. You made a deal with him a little while back, and he summoned you to work as a bellhop there

-Vaggie wasn't sure about you at first, but Charlie welcomed you with open arms, happy to have a new staff member at the hotel. You get acquainted with her fairly quickly, and you soon become one of her favorite people around the hotel

-Charlie insists on helping you do your job just so that she gets opportunities to talk to you. This kind of makes Vaggie jealous, but Charlie just insists that she join you

-It takes Vaggie a little bit of convincing to get her agree to you being in a poly relationship with her and Charlie. She's never been in a poly relationship, and doesn't know how to make them work

-Once she's on board, you quickly settle into being a relationship. You often take up the entire sidewalk when you're out in public, because Charlie likes the three of you to walk together holding hands

-Sex with them is mind-blowing. Sometimes you have three ways, and sometimes two of you have sex while the other one watches. Vaggie is an absolute freak in bed, and she'll play along with whatever kinks you have

-Vaggie's really into bondage and degradation. She loves tying you up and making you feel like a dirty little slut before you fuck

-Charlie loves role playing in bed. She sometimes gets too into her roles, but it's really fucking hot when she does, because her full demon form sometimes pops out. Sex with Charlie in her full demon form is terrifying, but also crazy hot. It's the best kind of monsterfucking, because how many people can say that they've fucked the daughter of Lucifer, and the literal princess of Hell?

-They never forget the aftercare when things get intense, though, especially not Charlie. Aftercare from her involves massages, Hell's equivalent of Gatorade, and lots of snuggles

-Movie nights. Lots of movie nights, typically involving cheesy rom-coms and comedy movies from Earth. Charlie's never been to Earth, or met any living humans, but she wants to

-You watch a lot of telenovelas too, with Vaggie. They're cheesy as all hell, but she gets way into them anyway. You know the plots of all of her favorites by now

-Charlie has a huge sweet tooth, and a lot of your dates involve going to dessert bars and cafes in Pride Ring. One time, she managed to sneak you and Vaggie down to Gluttony so that you could go to the best dessert bar in Hell

-Charlie loves homemade gifts. If you're into any kind of craft, she'll love you forever if you make her something for her birthday

-Much to Vaggie's chagrin, you love it when Charlie sings in public, and you will gladly join in with her. Vaggie just looks at you both like, 'I can't believe I love these idiots...'

-Vaggie helps you both stay out of trouble. If you ever get attacked, she's the first to jump to your defence, despite Charlie being more powerful than her. Charlie's naïveté and reluctance to throw her weight around means that she gets into trouble often

-You're just a great throuple all round