(A.N.: DO NOT MENTION THE
LEAKS HERE. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED IMMEDIATELY)
(Also as of now I've decided that Dr Sclepia is in a QPR throuple with Alastor and Rosie. Their ship name is Doctorradiorose 😚)
*Vox and Velvette, carving pumpkins*
Velvette: What's your pumpkin supposed to be?
Vox: I wanted it to have a face with a beard, but I think I fucked it up. It looks like it has gills rather than a beard
Velvette: It looks like a shark
Vox: Great, now I can't let Valentino see this! He'll jizz in his pants!
Velvette: ...Does Valentino want to fuck sharks?
Vox: You'd be surprised.
Velvette: I mean, I'm not gonna kink-shame
Vox: But I am
Vox (Sending a picture to Valentino) Don't jizz yourself
Dr Sclepia, covered in blood: Look what I brought home for dinner!
Rosie: Is that one of your patients?
Dr Sclepia: He may or may not have been racist to one of my nurses and made her cry...So, I may or may not have fucked up his surgery on purpose and killed him!
Alastor:
Rosie:
Dr Sclepia: Sinner was rude to the doctor, sinner paid the price! Now, how do you propose that we cook him?
Alastor: How's about a classic jambalaya, my dears?
Rosie: That sounds delightful!
Dr Sclepia: I agree!
*Alastor, Rosie, and Dr Sclepia watching a horror movie*
Rosie: His head is gone! How beautiful!
Alastor: His head exploded! Such joy!
Dr Sclepia: They had no idea the little chimp would kill them! How extraordinary!
Vaggie: I don't know what to make of this
Charlie: Of what?
Vaggie: Look at them! They're laughing and cheering at a horror movie!
Charlie: At least they're just watching a movie, Vaggie. I mean, it's better that they watch a movie than go out and kill people for real!
Vaggie: Yeah, you're right...
Angel Dust: Niffty, did you eat my special brownies?
Niffty: I just had a nibble!
Angel Dust: You literally licked the pan clean.
Niffty: They were so good! What did you put in them that makes them special?
Angel Dust: ...
Niffty: What?
Angel Dust: Have you ever been high before?
Niffty: ...
Niffty: No...
Angel Dust: This is not gonna be good...
*After a trust exercise*
Angel Dust: I learned a lot of valuable lessons today!
Vaggie: I'm guessing that none of them are the lessons that we actually wanted you to learn
Angel Dust: Death ain't shit, I am a god
YOU ARE READING
Hazbin Hotel Headcanons and Randomness
FanfictionX Reader headcanons for Hazbin Hotel. Some are platonic, and some are romantic, but either way, enjoy! A lot of these will be NSFW.
