Alastor: I'm having a child
Niffty: Congratulations, sir!
Alastor, pulling out adoption papers: It's you, sign here
Angel Dust, high as fuck, staring at the wall: I can see the whole universe, maaaaan...
Husk: I don't know what he took, but he's been like that for three hours
Charlie: Should we take him to the hospital?
Alastor: I don't know what they would do for him, my dear, but I personally think it would be more entertaining to watch him ride this out!
Angel Dust: I CAN TASTE SOUNDS
Carmilla and Zestial at a burger joint in Hell:
Carmilla, fuming at an employee behind the counter:
Zestial, holding up Carmilla's burger: I believe my lady hath asked for no pickles
Charlie: Do either of you wanna explain what happened?
Alastor, covered in chicken stock:
Lucifer: We had a minor disagreement.
Charlie: Dad, Vaggie heard you yelling, 'Jambalaya this!' shortly before you poured chicken stock on Alastor's head
Alastor: One of his rubber ducks fell into my pot by accident while I was making jambalaya. I simply moved to take it out
Lucifer: How was I to know that you didn't put it in there on purpose?!
Alastor and Rosie, singing: I could show you the world
Angel Dust, watching them: I wish I had a boyfriend!
Vox: You're the love of my life and my best friend, and I would do anything for you
Valentino: I want you to stop simping for Alastor and pay more attention to me
Vox: Absolutely not
Charlie: Every day's a new surprise when you're staying with us guys!
Husk: And we live in an actual NIGHTMARE
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Hazbin Hotel Headcanons and Randomness
FanfictionX Reader headcanons for Hazbin Hotel. Some are platonic, and some are romantic, but either way, enjoy! A lot of these will be NSFW.
