Angel Dust: It's muggy today
Husk: I swear to fuck if I go outside and find all of our mugs, I'll stab you with Vaggie's angelic spear
Angel Dust: *Sips coffee from a bowl*
Vaggie: Alastor, what the hell is wrong with you?
Alastor: Well, I'm a murderer, and a cannibal, that's two things
Vaggie: Alastor!
Alastor: I'm a sociopath with a long history of violence, I don't know how you all keep forgetting that
Adam, playing guitar: I love you bitch
Lute: Oh my god!
Adam: I ain't never gonna stop loving you...Bitch!
Valentino, showing up to an overlord meeting: Sorry I'm late. I was doing things.
Vox: Hi, I'm things
Baby Charlie, running to Lillith: Daddy?
Lillith: Do I look like your father?
Alastor: I don't like your last name.
Rosie: What's wrong with my last name?
Alastor: Nothing, my dear, but I think that you should change it to match mine.
Rosie: ...Did you just propose?
Alastor: Marriage? Yes
Vox: Gimme all your money, old man!
Husk, faking a heart attack: Call an ambulance!
Also Husk, pulling out his magic cards: But not for me!
Zestial: Thou art a wicked, deceptive wretch!
Carmilla: You're no better than me, you lying, thieving piece of shit! I'm leaving you, and I'm taking Odette and Clara with me!
Odette: Mom, I think we should stop playing Monopoly now...
Vox: Are Wii gonna have a problem?
Valentino: You'd best switch up that attitude!
Velvette: You're playing a dangerous game, boy
Carmilla: Don't Nintendo sixty-force me to use this
Charlie: Should we do something?
Alastor: No, my dear. We'd better stay out of this game and watch. It's much more entertaining than getting involved!
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Hazbin Hotel Headcanons and Randomness
FanfictionX Reader headcanons for Hazbin Hotel. Some are platonic, and some are romantic, but either way, enjoy! A lot of these will be NSFW.
