(A.N: This will contain RoyalHalo so don't be toxic about it. Your comments will be deleted and you will be blocked if you're disrespectful.)
Alastor: Niffty is one of very few cute teeny tiny babies I would commit war crimes for
Vaggie: Alastor, you would commit war crimes regardless of whether or not Niffty wanted you to
*Charlie and Vaggie arguing in front of everyone in the parlor*
Charlie: Vaggie, why did you make a scene back there?
Vaggie: I wasn't the one making a scene! You were the one who felt the need to burst into song and dance and humiliate us in public!
Charlie: Do you really have to shout at me in front of our friends?
Vaggie: Cherri Bomb isn't my friend, I tolerate Husk, I hate Alastor, no one likes Angel Dust, and Niffty is basically a pet
Niffty: Bark!
*Alastor and Rosie, after getting married for tax reasons*
Alastor: Hard luck, chums! Rosie is my girlfriend now!
Rosie: Your wife, Alastor
Alastor: My wife! Even better!
Emily: You wanna watch Shark Boy and Lava Girl?
Charlie: Sure!
Emily: And make out during the scary parts?
Charlie: The scary parts? Of Shark Boy and Lava Girl?
Vox: Val, what's burning?
Valentino, standing in front of a toaster with eight inch flames coming out of the top: Just my love for you, amor!
Vox: Val, the toaster is on fire
Vaggie: So Charlie broke up with me...
Carmilla: Why are you looking up like that?
Vaggie, looking up with an open mouth: I want to cry, but my foundation was $48!
Vox: Hey, Velvette, I need relationship advice
Velvette: Break up with Valentino. End your relationship with him and start a new relationship with someone who isn't a violent pissbaby
Vox: ...I will look for relationship advice elsewhere
Alastor: Sleeping with me is off the table!
Angel Dust: You're right, we should do it in a bed instead
Alastor: That is not what I meant!
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Hazbin Hotel Headcanons and Randomness
FanfictionX Reader headcanons for Hazbin Hotel. Some are platonic, and some are romantic, but either way, enjoy! A lot of these will be NSFW.
