Hazbin Hotel Headcanons and Randomness

Radiorose Headcanons!

(A.N.: For the sake of these headcanons, Alastor and Rosie are in a queerplatonic relationship)

-They have a Mrs Lovett and Sweeney Todd kind of deal—They regularly give each other the corpses of the sinners they've killed to cook with. Alastor, of course, makes Cajun food with sinner meat, but Rosie likes to experiment with other cuisines. She's quite fond of meat pies

-Rosie is the ONLY person who's allowed to touch Alastor's ears aside from his mother. He doesn't trust anyone else enough to let them touch his ears, even though he likes getting his ears scratched

-They're married, but mostly for tax reasons. Alastor only agreed to the marriage because he was interested in the socioeconomic benefits of marriage

-They gossip about everything. They know everything you could ever want to know about anyone in Pentagram City, or the Cannibal Town

-Rosie was among the first to find out that Alastor was diagnosed with antisocial personality disorder. Charlie and Vaggie forced everyone in the hotel to attend a therapy session in the hopes of getting the bottom of their problems, and it didn't take long for Alastor to be diagnosed with antisocial personality disorder. He's a bona-fide sociopath, and she is completely supportive of it

-They love going on impulse murder sprees together—They'll walk, or drive around Pride until they see a sinner being picked on by another sinner, and then kill the aggressor and save the victim. Alastor despises those who pick on the weak, and Rosie does too

-Sometimes they'll simply kill people they don't like as well. One time Alastor made Rosie drive for an hour into Imp City so that he could kill someone who cut in line in front of him at the store

-Rosie convinced Alastor to try playing video games once. He wasn't a fan at first, but he likes Cuphead because the art and animation is based on cartoons from his time period. The fact that you have to beat up the devil at the end is a bonus to him, as he likes to pretend that he's beating up Lucifer

-They're big on PDA, especially at overlord meetings. Alastor loves kissing Rosie and holding hands with her right in front of Vox, who gets super jealous of Rosie because he wishes that he was Alastor's partner. Naturally, this causes him to fight with Valentino in full view of everyone, as Valentino doesn't like the fact that the only reason Vox settles for him is because he can't have Alastor

-Casual Sunday strolls around Pride are one of their favorite things to do together, especially when they're with Zestial and Carmilla. They think it's fun to watch sinners either run away screaming or kill themselves at the sight of Zestial.

-Double dates with Zestial and Carmilla at the restaurants in the Cannibal Town. Rosie knows a really good steakhouse, and they have a steady supply of deer sinners to butcher for venison steaks

-Alastor loves teasing Angel Dust and Husk over the fact that he's aromantic asexual, yet he has a partner, meanwhile the gay guy and the pansexual old man are still single

-Alastor and Rosie like having family dinner parties with Niffty. They'll let her pick out some sinners to kill, and then they'll put their meat into gumbo, or jambalaya

-Both Alastor and Rosie are big on theatre, and they love going to see shows, especially musicals. They're both very fond of Mary Poppins, and also Sweeney Todd

-They go dancing together a lot. Usually at speakeasies, or jazz clubs. They're always the best dressed in the clubs, and the best dancers on the dance floors

-Instead of movie nights, they have radio nights, or podcast nights. Alastor loves True Crime podcasts, because he likes learning new, creative ways to kill his victims

-The only thing they ever watch on TV together is Jeffrey's cannibal cooking show (Yes, I made a reference to the pilot, so sue me). They love learning new ways to cook sinners, or imps, or just about any species in Hell. They prefer sinners, but imps come at a close second

-Neither of them own a TV, but they'll watch it in the parlor of the hotel, much to everyone's disgust but their own

-And yes, they do cuddle on the couch while they listen to the radio/watch TV. Alastor likes to lie in Rosie's lap, and she'll scratch his ears or stroke him like a cat

-He has a habit of falling asleep on her, and she doesn't know if she finds it cute or annoying. On the one hand, having your significant other fall asleep on you is a big show of trust, but on the other, her legs start to fall asleep after a while, and she feels bad about moving him

-Their relationship can best be described as feral tomcat/lady who keeps feeding him and now he won't go away