Hazbin Hotel Headcanons and Randomness

Angel Dust X Male Reader

(A.N.: I shouldn't have to say this because Hazbin Hotel isn't for kids, but these headcanons are especially NSFW. You have been warned.)

-You knew of Angel Dust before you formally met him. You'd seen him stripping in Valentino's club, and in several pornos

-It wasn't until you bumped into him in a store that you formally met him. He was getting ingredients for dinner, and you asked what he was making. When he mentioned that he was making Italian food, you got excited, saying that you love Italian food. He then invited you back to his place for dinner

-Most of your first dates consist of him inviting you to dinner at his place. He usually cooks Italian food, since it's what he knew best when he was alive. You usually bring wine and a dessert

-When you go public about your relationship, Angel Dust starts taking you on dates outside of his home. Some of these dates involve fighting in turf wars, and getting high on his namesake drug together

-You sometimes smoke weed together too, if you wanna have a chill night. You love getting stoned in his room and dancing to Pink Floyd together

-Speaking of dancing, you love going to clubs with Cherri Bomb, getting high on ecstasy, and dancing to 90s rave music all night. You don't worry about the drugs you do—It's not like either of you can die from an overdose, since you're already dead

-Some of your cleaner dates involve going to the movies, or dancing to 1940s love songs in the living room together. Angel Dust owns a record player from his era, which you love

-You sometimes go to record stores together to pick out new records for it. You love surprising him with new records, especially ones that he's wanted for a long time, and he loves showing you his favorite songs from his era

-Half of your relationship involves comforting him/tending to his wounds after he's been hurt/sexually assaulted by Valentino. You're basically a part-time nurse, and though you hate to see Angel Dust get hurt, he's grateful that you're always there for him when he needs it

-He convinced you to check into the hotel alongside him, because he doesn't want to go to Heaven unless you're coming with him

-Fat Nuggets get jealous whenever you hug, and he usually demands to join in your hugs. It would be annoying if the pig wasn't so cute

-Staying in with Angel Dust usually involves playing cards, or watching old movies. He's really good at poker, hearts, and 500 rummy, and he's taught you how to play all three

-One of your favourite things to do before sex is play strip poker. It's the best kind of foreplay to you

-Your movie nights usually consist of you snuggling on the couch with Fat Nuggets curled up between you. You have to stop the pig from eating all of your snacks half of the time

-If you ever feel like doing Netflix and chill, Fat Nuggets is locked out of the room. You don't want him to see you fucking

-Sex with Angel Dust is mind-blowing. He knows all of your kinks, and you know all of his, too, and he knows how to make you scream in the bedroom

-Angel Dust is a pretty loud screamer himself. You've gotten lots of noise complaints from the other residents of the hotel because of how loud you two are during sex

-One time, you had a very long, sexy night that involved a pair of fuzzy pink handcuffs, hog ties, a riding crop, hot wax, whipped cream, a car battery, ball gags, a dominatrix rack, and two gallons of strawberry flavoured lube. You were quite literally up all night, and your dick felt like a Slim Jim afterwards

-Angel Dust never forgets the aftercare when you do BDSM stuff though. This usually involves snuggles, him bringing you tea, and rubbing lotion on your sore spots

-He, like Alastor, isn't big on sugar, and he rarely ever goes for sweets, but he does enjoy chocolate covered strawberries. You made him some as a Valentines Day gift once and he absolutely melted

-You're the one thing that keeps Angel Dust grounded, aside from Fat Nuggets. You're one of the few people he doesn't always feel the need to get high to have a good time with